2018 Summer recruitment

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hopefully 87k can confirm its nae agbonlahor and someone a better record

Agbonlahor and Bent double swoop?

[Onebobbyconnor]

I think the player in question is Gabby Agbonlahor
Whose scoring record in the last 3 seasons is sh1te.
Think it can be filed under AFC HAT bollox

I'd forgotten all about him. Is he still playing?

[sheepcrooky]

Agbonlahor and Bent double swoop?

Nicky Maynard marks II & III.

[DodHagi]

Whos Michael Owen playing for these days?
Gabi Agbon must be a rasta with the 10+ kids. Bob Marley had 30+ that where accounted for. Its the rasta way. Massive spleefs and kids with every woman you speak to. Quality

[87kilos]

I think the player in question is Gabby Agbonlahor
Whose scoring record in the last 3 seasons is sh1te.
Think it can be filed under AFC HAT bollox

No wasn't him.

Since you all want a laugh. I was told (by nobody who I would imagine is "in the know" as loads try to claim) that we had made enquiries and spoken too.......Gary Hooper!!!

I did laugh this off as he'll be on crazy money at Sheffield. Although my curiosity got the better of me and I noticed he wasn't in the squad today. Unless he was injured.

I was surprised he is only 30! Seems to have been around for years.

I'm putting in a disclaimer that I was told this Tom Kite and I'm in no way claiming any involvement other than further spreading the rumour!!

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No wasn't him.

Since you all want a laugh. I was told (by nobody who I would imagine is "in the know" as loads try to claim) that we had made enquiries and spoken too.......Gary Hooper!!!

I did laugh this off as he'll be on crazy money at Sheffield. Although my curiosity got the better of me and I noticed he wasn't in the squad today. Unless he was injured.

I was surprised he is only 30! Seems to have been around for years.

I'm putting in a disclaimer that I was told this Tom Kite and I'm in no way claiming any involvement other than further spreading the rumour!!

I wouldn’t be disappointed if this rumour was true.

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Nicky Maynard marks II & III.

Ach, it wasn’t them it was Gary Hooper. In fairness to them they would score more goals than Cosgrove and May.

[Mason89]

If that did happen, I’d like to think Considine would knock him out first day in training.

He owes that to us all

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If Maynard stayed for another season we could have given him the shirt with a zero on it....sales tactic.
The happy clappers would buy any sh!t so we could have made reasonable profits.

[RedStarTorphins]

I'd forgotten all about him. Is he still playing?

Still only 30 would you believe & stillbon the books of Villa.