OT* And so it begins.......

[MagpieTony]

NCM Wags 2050 version...
The one on the left does it for me - kind of shy and understated - not sure about that bulge about half way up the one on the right though...
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Looks like a dump for used pub umbrellas

[tarquinbeech]

Tarquin, so only attractive women get invited out by you for dinner.What about sensible intelligent ones which would be my criteria if I weren't happily married.

I did not say that I would NOT take out an intelligent one as well, but given the choice I would take out a stunner rather than a minger any day, and if they had the intelligence to match then great....believe me, I have had my fair share of mingers in the past....but when I have sobered up, have beat a speedy exit, promising myself never to return....one of the "ladies" from Beeston Rylands had a mattress beneath the bedroom window where the guy before me, a rugby player named Jake, had carefully positioned it...to break his fall when he "escaped"...the sad thing is that I went back the following week, only managing to break the cycle of self~abuse by eating the paper with her phone number on it...phew