OT* And so it begins.......

[Elite_Pie]

So, you going to show us your dragon and we'll all decide then who has the woman most looking like a man?

Don't you think it's not only very weird but also very sick that you are asking a bloke well in to his seventies to post a picture of his wife (who you call a dragon) on a football messageboard so her 'attractiveness and femininity' can be judged? This is the sort of depraved stuff that killed your board when you were a moderator. It's not wanted here. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[tarquinbeech]

I’ve always thought you come across as a bit of a weirdo, but that post really puts my mind at rest, thank f00k.

The pic, or the "vetting procedure" Chubbers?.......I was trying to inject some humour and self~deprecation into a thread that had the distinct chance of getting nasty....the Trickster and Basie (I assume) have a habit of using knuckle~dusters when they have a bout of fisticuffs on here...unlike Snobbers and I, that attempt to keep our differences fractionally on the side of fair~play.

ps the pic was taken on our first holiday together, 3 years ago and I admit that her attractiveness was enhanced by the fact that (a) she is relatively wealthy, owning three properties and a rather nice piece of building land in a river valley 2 hours south of me that is ripe for a Tarkers investment proposal....and (b) as a fully qualified Mexican doctor, it means that I do not need to get medical insurance, which is a substantial saving from my pension.
There was a (c) but I fear that I cannot divulge that for fear of revealing personal info.....suffice to say, on her first visit to my hacienda, she brought an array of personal medical equipment for fear of giving me a heart attack...my nickname for her is the "naughty nurse"....and the medical equipment is still here, I am hanging onto life by my fingernails and have restricted her visits to once a fortnight....if I disappear from MAD, either the narcos have kidnapped me, or Miriam has forgotten to untie me from the bed!!

...of course, all the above could just be the sad insane ramblings of some old codger in soiled underwear, typing from a two~up, two~down in Sneinton, as someone on here? once remarked.

[seriouspie]

Tarkers looks more like Ray Winston

Yes he does as well but I though Bean just edged it!!

[tarquinbeech]

Yes he does as well but I though Bean just edged it!!

Press button A for Winston or B for Bean

[Trickytreesreds]

Don't you think it's not only very weird but also very sick that you are asking a bloke well in to his seventies to post a picture of his wife (who you call a dragon) on a football messageboard so her 'attractiveness and femininity' can be judged? This is the sort of depraved stuff that killed your board when you were a moderator. It's not wanted here. You should be ashamed of yourself.

So you make no mention of Basie referring to Tabita as "he". A blatant jibe at homo***uality/trans***ualism or god knows what.
I didn't start anything here. Your mate decided to have a pop at me and blew it up from there. Not for the first time either.
So no, I am not ashamed. The saying, don't want it back, don't sling it comes to mind. But this is what Basie does best. **** stirs, then cries "victim" after folks like you jump in feet first, as though you are on his side. In your case, it is simply because it is me.
Stick to your bobbo's, you do that best.

[Trickytreesreds]

Tarkers, message me your e-mail

[Elite_Pie]

So you make no mention of Basie referring to Tabita as "he". A blatant jibe at homo***uality/trans***ualism or god knows what. I didn't start anything here. Your mate decided to have a pop at me and blew it up from there. Not for the first time either.

How old are you FFS? Don't you realise that saying "he called my girlfriend so I'll call his wife" makes you look a pathetic and disturbed 12 year old? Do you really see calling an elderly woman you don't know "a dragon" as big, clever and acceptable? His wife could look like Miss World or a dragon for all I know, but whatever she looks like what the f*ck does that prove anyway?

Oops, just realised who I'm talking to. When you were a moderator you let far worse abuse go unchallenged on your board and even joined in with it. You also have a history of calling other peoples wives on this board, I'm sure I'm not the only one who can remember you referring to Plympie's wife as a "mail order bride" a while back. Are you denying that one?

[adlestropred]

In the interests of accuracy I did not refer to any She as a He. That is something I would not do .Perhaps if you are in doubt you could pinpoint where you think I did.

[adlestropred]

Tarkers, message me your e-mail

Be very careful, Tarkers.

[Elite_Pie]

the Trickster and Basie (I assume) have a habit of using knuckle~dusters when they have a bout of fisticuffs on here...unlike Snobbers and I, that attempt to keep our differences fractionally on the side of fair~play.

I would love to tell you the full story on that one tarquin, but I promised the bloke I contacted at MAD HQ a few years back that what he told me would remain confidential. Suffice to say that there was some seriously sick stuff taking place on their board back then. Incredibly, it was coming from the board moderator, who basically accused an old bloke (Basie) of being a p aedophile. His initial jibe was that he stood outside men's toilets offering young boys ice cream for ***. I know this sounds unbelievable, but Tricky actually mentioned it himself earlier, so he clearly feels no regret for backing him up in his sick campaign. I know you see Tricky as a possible ally because he shares many of your political views and he hates me, but I'd advise you to be very, very careful before you get too involved with him.