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Thread: Suggestions anyone.

  1. #1
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    Suggestions anyone.

    I do my shopping at Kingston Park Tesco on a Sunday morning first thing and i've noticed 'one of them' walking round with a tattoo of a black cat and FTM underneath on his forearm. Now to me the last bit is abusive and derogatory about our club/fans and he's doing it blatantly in our city. I aint said anything yet as I wanted to bide my time. I've been trying to think of something to say if I see him tomorrow (i know, he'll no doubt not show his face), but cant think of anything short and sweet that would be original. My pal suggested, 'like the top did you get it from Top Man or BURTON?' but can anyone think of something better?

    I'd expect it if I walked around a shop in their city with a Magpie and SMB tattooed on my arm, in fact I think something would have been said the first time it was seen.

    Suggestions in the box provided.

    Merci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstonbob1 View Post
    I do my shopping at Kingston Park Tesco on a Sunday morning first thing and i've noticed 'one of them' walking round with a tattoo of a black cat and FTM underneath on his forearm. Now to me the last bit is abusive and derogatory about our club/fans and he's doing it blatantly in our city. I aint said anything yet as I wanted to bide my time. I've been trying to think of something to say if I see him tomorrow (i know, he'll no doubt not show his face), but cant think of anything short and sweet that would be original. My pal suggested, 'like the top did you get it from Top Man or BURTON?' but can anyone think of something better?

    I'd expect it if I walked around a shop in their city with a Magpie and SMB tattooed on my arm, in fact I think something would have been said the first time it was seen.

    Suggestions in the box provided.

    Merci.
    Right there Bob there would be one almighty explosion but going back to their "present predicament" tell him you presume the "M" is the initial for MUCKEM.

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    Mmmm...just thought. Should I just follow on from Mick's thread from ages ago and black pen on my forearm a big LALAS wear a jacket and if I see him pull the arm of my jacket up say nowt show him and just walk off?
    Last edited by Kingstonbob1; 21-04-2018 at 09:12 PM.

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    I see you have a lucky black cat tat kidda.Are you feeling lucky punk.?

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    Say you've got a job next week and it's in Accrington, does he know the way.

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    There's a reason they're called sad mackem bastards, Bob.

    Just tell him to mind the gap.

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    you will have to dash down each aisle and meet him in every aisle with a new quip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammy89 View Post
    Say you've got a job next week and it's in Accrington, does he know the way.
    Nice one !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingstonbob1 View Post
    I do my shopping at Kingston Park Tesco on a Sunday morning first thing and i've noticed 'one of them' walking round with a tattoo of a black cat and FTM underneath on his forearm. Now to me the last bit is abusive and derogatory about our club/fans and he's doing it blatantly in our city. I aint said anything yet as I wanted to bide my time. I've been trying to think of something to say if I see him tomorrow (i know, he'll no doubt not show his face), but cant think of anything short and sweet that would be original. My pal suggested, 'like the top did you get it from Top Man or BURTON?' but can anyone think of something better?

    I'd expect it if I walked around a shop in their city with a Magpie and SMB tattooed on my arm, in fact I think something would have been said the first time it was seen.

    Suggestions in the box provided.

    Merci.
    I don't know if you should say anything - seems like kicking them when they're down. Twice.

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    No witty comment is required, it would probably be wasted. Was FTM spelt properly?

    The thing I'd do the next time is ask him to reach down for a bag of spuds then boot the fka up the hole.

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