Nature...

[WBA1955]

gives everyone a mouth and arsehole to eat and defecate, and ***ual organs to reproduce. Whatever you do other than this is irrelevant, eat, $h1t and have babies, thats all we are here to do.
Nature couldn't give a flying feck how fast you can run, what your handicap at golf is or what you do for a living.
Life is easy, people make it difficult.

[Roymit]

I think you need to change that prescription 55.

[mickd1961]

gives everyone a mouth and arsehole to eat and defecate, and ***ual organs to reproduce. Whatever you do other than this is irrelevant, eat, $h1t and have babies, thats all we are here to do.
Nature couldn't give a flying feck how fast you can run, what your handicap at golf is or what you do for a living.
Life is easy, people make it difficult.

You have to laugh at how nature gives you a certain hole into which your supposed to stick your d I c k yet most blokes spend their lives trying to shove it in the other two holes!

As a species we’re never satisfied.

As for nature.....I used to love s h a g g I n g outdoors......many a risk I took in my youth with those sheep!

[holmleighchris]

I won my team's skittle averages this season. A season which saw us promoted to the top flight. We are also in the last 8 of the K.O. cup. These are the important things.
I've never done what Mick did outdoors, unless in a car counts.

[goodlordmurphy]

When we were courting the wife and I were shagging in a field they called the park (just a hay field) I had just hit the short strokes when this horse and rider came thundering past about 3 yards away...the missus said 'wow!! you made the earth move that time'.

Also shagged in the same field at a later date when mid-shag their came a summer shower rain coming down like stair rods....we didn't stop nothing could cool our ardour just made us harder....

[albion68]

I think you need to change that prescription 55.

. Or doctor Roy.

[TipperaryBaggie]

I won my team's skittle averages this season. A season which saw us promoted to the top flight. We are also in the last 8 of the K.O. cup. These are the important things.
I've never done what Mick did outdoors, unless in a car counts.

How did you manage to get the sheep in the car Chris?

[WBA1955]

Chris must have had a big car. I had a midget, the car wasn't very big either.

[Johnny on the spot 1]

I'm just laughing here who thinks these things up ? Obviously 55 I guess.

[goodlordmurphy]

I'm just laughing here who thinks these things up ? Obviously 55 I guess.

Laughing???.....this is bloody serious jots