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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    Surely not Chalkz. Frank wouldn't do that would he?

    Nah, it's Connie. She has several convictions for prostitution but I hear she's ok really.
    Oh...is she the one with an unusual interest in dogs?

    Poor Molly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    Just got in from a club. I have to get Frank to the clinic tomorrow. Had a bop or two. One fellow asked for a number, but no. I dont think there is anyone out there really. You are right cocopops i got the spelling wrong, oh well. You boys are quite brutal. Frank says you lot are a bit psychopathic. Connie.. off to bed.
    Don't listen to Frank,he's in a confused state plus he's got a vendetta against people from Nottingham since Shaun Derry didn't take Utd into the Champions League within four seasons,do you like football Connie,would you be interested in coming to Wembley at the end of the month to watch our promotion?
    Have you seen that tv show on BBC 2 called Hospital,that's where I work

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    Hello Chalky. Frank here, im up.I am afraid Connie has gone home. The chances of her logging onto this website is nil. She has no interest in football. I am dismayed most of the blokes on here have been disgusting, including your unkind remarks chalky. Connie is a fragile flower, sensitive and easily hurt. She has the same sensitivity as Mia Farrow, but you wont remember her. Connie is better looking.

    I am in two minds whether to phone her on your behalf, or not. Considering i am confused and have a vendetta against Cnt Derry is not the way to go. I think i will phone her and discuss you.

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    I have just got off the phone to Connie. It started well, i said you worked in a hospital, and that programmes were made about you. O god she said, not another doctor, they work long hours and are stressed. Not a doctor i said. Oh. what then?. A porter i said. She then burst into laughter, you mean an odd job man? Yes i said. She almost doubled up. I suppose that he would need to work four months to afford my favourite hotel in Casablanca for a weekend then.?

    No, he would need to work four months to be able to afford to buy you a coffee. He is ok to look at i said, ive seen a picture of him torturing a fish to death, but pretending he isnt. She perked up a bit. His iq is the equivalent of a crow whos had its head crushed under the wheels of a ten tonner.
    You will be able to do want you want with him.

    Connie said so he wants to take me to a football match so i can drink disgusting tea that tastes like molten tin, and eat a meat pie.? Oh, and watch him enjoy himself while i die of boredom?

    YES. I said.

    Connies search for a decent man goes on, youve got absolute zero chance Chalky. Not pulling any punches, coming from that dog hole Nottingham and being poor did you in. She said listening to a Notts accent is like listening to a chain saw. It isnt but you get the drift. She is a United fan, only as much as she asks about results sometimes.

    If you had gone on a date, not a football match, she would have walked out after five minutes. A bit like Jack sitting at the posh table on Titanic.... but worse. So there you go. Its a no. I did my best for you. By the way Kel, i cant be bothered with " . And for the rest of you who want to know what colour knickers she wears, they are usually blue. But by the end of the day they are green, red and brown. Depending on how the day has gone. Still turned on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    By the way Kel, i cant be bothered with "
    That’s not an apostrophe either you thick, glow in the dark cu­nt.

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    Bloody bell Frank,you could have built me up a bit,told her that I was a Patient Escort Supervisor or summat,I thought that I was in their with her as well,you can tell Connie that the offer is still open should she decent to come up for a date in Nottingham and not to worry about the tea in the ground as they do coffee and bovril as well,plus if she fancies something to eat they do a burger n drink for £5.50 which will be on me,she won't have to get her purse out while she's with me
    Does she speak posh Frank? I hope not,I would visualise her like that posh totty on Only Fools And Horses who is only after Del because he has a decent painting that she wants,would she be after my money Frank?
    I don't suppose that she likes carp fishing does she,it would be great if she did,we could go out into the country and fish at my favorite lake,we would have to take cobs though as although there is a pub nearby the landlord doesn't like us to go in as he says that the smell puts the diners off of their meals
    Why did your parents name her Connie,was it after Connie Francis,she's a great singer,let me know how you got on and if Cupid has struck his arrow

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    Aye Frank, and you can tell her that,through careful listening, Chalky has picked up quite a bit about gynaecology.

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    I would much rather work in theatres than in maternity,what I've seen in theatres is nothing as bad as what I've heard coming out of the rooms of the Labour Suite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    I have just got off the phone to Connie. It started well, i said you worked in a hospital, and that programmes were made about you. O god she said, not another doctor, they work long hours and are stressed. Not a doctor i said. Oh. what then?. A porter i said. She then burst into laughter, you mean an odd job man? Yes i said. She almost doubled up. I suppose that he would need to work four months to afford my favourite hotel in Casablanca for a weekend then.?

    No, he would need to work four months to be able to afford to buy you a coffee. He is ok to look at i said, ive seen a picture of him torturing a fish to death, but pretending he isnt. She perked up a bit. His iq is the equivalent of a crow whos had its head crushed under the wheels of a ten tonner.
    You will be able to do want you want with him.

    Connie said so he wants to take me to a football match so i can drink disgusting tea that tastes like molten tin, and eat a meat pie.? Oh, and watch him enjoy himself while i die of boredom?

    YES. I said.

    Connies search for a decent man goes on, youve got absolute zero chance Chalky. Not pulling any punches, coming from that dog hole Nottingham and being poor did you in. She said listening to a Notts accent is like listening to a chain saw. It isnt but you get the drift. She is a United fan, only as much as she asks about results sometimes.

    If you had gone on a date, not a football match, she would have walked out after five minutes. A bit like Jack sitting at the posh table on Titanic.... but worse. So there you go. Its a no. I did my best for you. By the way Kel, i cant be bothered with " . And for the rest of you who want to know what colour knickers she wears, they are usually blue. But by the end of the day they are green, red and brown. Depending on how the day has gone. Still turned on?
    You are a Crackpot. I've read some pish on here but that spanks the monkey.

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    Chalky, Now listen very carefully. Connie is not interested in football, bovril, or carp fishing. She is not interested in a burger and a drink for £5-50, or coming up to Nottingham. When you date a girl you do things to please her, not things you want. Its not about you, its about her.

    Its not about you. Its not about you. Its not about you. Am i getting through.? No matter what i say to you, you carry on in your own way, regardless. You are a young soul, not skilled in the way of the world. If you got a bint from a pub, im sure she would be delighted at what you have to offer.

    Connie is the same, its just that her bovril and burger is a weekend in casablanca, jewellry, and cars. She had to sell a business when she got divorced. One business. Am i getting through. Your entire estate is nothing compared.

    You have nothing else to offer. Just bovril, and a burger. Thats it. And im not refering to money.

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    So she's playing hard to get is she the little minx,likes a man to do a bit of work before she commits herself to a date,I like that in a woman,it makes a change from today's girls who give it away too freely for my liking and you can reassure Connie that I'm not after a cut of her business either if that is what she's worried aboutand
    Where is Casablanca,is it in Spain,Benidorm is in the Costa Blanca,is it near there,I tried to Google it but all that comes up is some film starring Humphrey Bogart,was you pulling my leg?
    Tell Connie that I shall leave the door open for her and should Notts not get promoted I will pop down for a meet up when we play Utd next season,every cloud has a silver lining

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    "Connie is not interested in football, bovril, or carp fishing"

    I divvent know why but that had me snorting tea all over the shop.

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