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Thread: Rochdale escape

  1. #11
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    Hi Connie.

    What colour knickers are you currently wearing? x

  2. #12
    And how big are your tits?

  3. #13
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    Hi Connie, does yer fanny look like a clowns pocket?

    If so can you measure your curtains cheers.

  4. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by funny_flopbags View Post
    And how big are your tits?
    I wondered who would be the first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    When we broke up i had to sell one of my businesses to pay him off, plus a car.
    What do you feel about prenuptial agreements,they are not worth the paper that they are written on I've been told,do you fancy meeting for a drink sometime?

  6. #16
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    Hello Cocopops, I think you are right, agreements are the way to go. But when you are in love it must be a bad influence. I have been in love twice in my life, both ending in tears. Once though when i was 15.
    Of course i would like to go out for a drink. I expect you live in Cambridge. I live in Melbourne which is just south of Cambridge. I notice boys are saying their usual boyish nonsense. I prefer a man, an adult like you. There are many good restaurants in Cambridge if you want to book.

    Let me know when....Connie. x By the way Mr Kel, i cant repeat what Frank said. It wasnt nice and im am shocked he used such language.

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    Hi Connie.

    I now make that three people in your family who don’t know the existence of apostrophes. I can only conclude it was your parents who ultimately failed you all. Were they a bit mongy?

    You harlot x

  8. #18
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    Nevermind the lack of apostrophes,Connie can't even spell the place in which she claims to live,I think that Melbourn hasn't got an E on the end of it if my memories of traveling the A10 serve me right

    Is that you playing with my love life Frank?

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    Surely not Chalkz. Frank wouldn't do that would he?

    Nah, it's Connie. She has several convictions for prostitution but I hear she's ok really.

  10. #20
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    Just got in from a club. I have to get Frank to the clinic tomorrow. Had a bop or two. One fellow asked for a number, but no. I dont think there is anyone out there really. You are right cocopops i got the spelling wrong, oh well. You boys are quite brutal. Frank says you lot are a bit psychopathic. Connie.. off to bed.

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