Quote Originally Posted by splinter View Post
My surname is Wood
So I had the nickname Splinter at school.
When I was a ****ager my dad used to call me “blister”.

He reckoned I only appeared after all the hard work had been done.

A lad in my brothers year at school used to have “accidents” and pee his pants......he never got rid of his nickname which was “Wet Patch”.

Another lad at school would f u c k anything with a pulse so he was called “ Shagnasty”.

The biggest tart in the school was called “Pig Iron” as in slag.....lovely pair of t I T s on Mandy!