Originally Posted by
MancMagpie
Since your appearance on this board has filled so many of our hearts with utter joy and compassion, I have written a lament in the form of a Quatrain.
I've written it as a lament because hopefully you will be gone after 10pm on Friday.
*A Quatrain is a poem that includes four lines per stanza. Enjoy my dear friend. Love Manc x
You visited our site with intentions
of provoking our hard nosed fans,
With rhetoric so crass and transparent
we could see right through your dull plans.
You were met with disdain and with anger,
all justified, we take no prisoners here.
Your confidence, met with absorbtion
then spat back in your face my good dear.
We somewhat enjoyed your company,
although your intelligence questionable so,
Feelings of sympathy for your complete lack of wit
and failure to see yourself grow.
Good bye then you absolute turdmonger
We wish you no less than utter hell
On your visit to Meadow Lane Nottingham,
Now **** off you thick massive bell.
Fin.