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  1. #1
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    FAO Coventry Fan

    Since your appearance on this board has filled so many of our hearts with utter joy and compassion, I have written a lament in the form of a Quatrain.

    I've written it as a lament because hopefully you will be gone after 10pm on Friday.

    *A Quatrain is a poem that includes four lines per stanza. Enjoy my dear friend. Love Manc x


    You visited our site with intentions
    of provoking our hard nosed fans,
    With rhetoric so crass and transparent
    we could see right through your dull plans.

    You were met with disdain and with anger,
    all justified, we take no prisoners here.
    Your confidence, met with absorbtion
    then spat back in your face my good dear.

    We somewhat enjoyed your company,
    although your intelligence questionable so,
    Feelings of sympathy for your complete lack of wit
    and failure to see yourself grow.

    Good bye then you absolute turdmonger
    We wish you no less than utter hell
    On your visit to Meadow Lane Nottingham,
    Now **** off you thick massive bell.

    Fin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MancMagpie View Post
    Since your appearance on this board has filled so many of our hearts with utter joy and compassion, I have written a lament in the form of a Quatrain.

    I've written it as a lament because hopefully you will be gone after 10pm on Friday.

    *A Quatrain is a poem that includes four lines per stanza. Enjoy my dear friend. Love Manc x


    You visited our site with intentions
    of provoking our hard nosed fans,
    With rhetoric so crass and transparent
    we could see right through your dull plans.

    You were met with disdain and with anger,
    all justified, we take no prisoners here.
    Your confidence, met with absorbtion
    then spat back in your face my good dear.

    We somewhat enjoyed your company,
    although your intelligence questionable so,
    Feelings of sympathy for your complete lack of wit
    and failure to see yourself grow.

    Good bye then you absolute turdmonger
    We wish you no less than utter hell
    On your visit to Meadow Lane Nottingham,
    Now **** off you thick massive bell.

    Fin.
    Hahahaha

    The bard of Notts County has spoke
    Now **** off Covo troll and go choke

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    Quote Originally Posted by MancMagpie View Post
    Since your appearance on this board has filled so many of our hearts with utter joy and compassion, I have written a lament in the form of a Quatrain.

    I've written it as a lament because hopefully you will be gone after 10pm on Friday.

    *A Quatrain is a poem that includes four lines per stanza. Enjoy my dear friend. Love Manc x


    You visited our site with intentions
    of provoking our hard nosed fans,
    With rhetoric so crass and transparent
    we could see right through your dull plans.

    You were met with disdain and with anger,
    all justified, we take no prisoners here.
    Your confidence, met with absorbtion
    then spat back in your face my good dear.

    We somewhat enjoyed your company,
    although your intelligence questionable so,
    Feelings of sympathy for your complete lack of wit
    and failure to see yourself grow.

    Good bye then you absolute turdmonger
    We wish you no less than utter hell
    On your visit to Meadow Lane Nottingham,
    Now **** off you thick massive bell.

    Fin.
    Very noble of you Mr Manc but reads like utter drivel mate.

    Off you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cov1 View Post
    Very noble of you Mr Manc but reads like utter drivel mate.

    Off you go.
    You have been boring us all night / this morning. Now Thommo 72, bugger off back to Sky Blues Talk to brag how much fun you have had on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cov1 View Post
    Very noble of you Mr Manc but reads like utter drivel mate.

    Off you go.
    You better go back and read your Beano then Mr. Thickett.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MancMagpie View Post
    Since your appearance on this board has filled so many of our hearts with utter joy and compassion, I have written a lament in the form of a Quatrain.

    I've written it as a lament because hopefully you will be gone after 10pm on Friday.

    *A Quatrain is a poem that includes four lines per stanza. Enjoy my dear friend. Love Manc x


    You visited our site with intentions
    of provoking our hard nosed fans,
    With rhetoric so crass and transparent
    we could see right through your dull plans.

    You were met with disdain and with anger,
    all justified, we take no prisoners here.
    Your confidence, met with absorbtion
    then spat back in your face my good dear.

    We somewhat enjoyed your company,
    although your intelligence questionable so,
    Feelings of sympathy for your complete lack of wit
    and failure to see yourself grow.

    Good bye then you absolute turdmonger
    We wish you no less than utter hell
    On your visit to Meadow Lane Nottingham,
    Now **** off you thick massive bell.

    Fin.

    Quality post 👍😆

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