OT--Summat's not reyt--Meghan's Dad in't cummin.

[SBRed48]

Am sitting just behind Chaz and his bitch Camilla. Look art fo me.

Phil iz evvin a lock in after the formal do. He's telling racist jooaks followed by exotic dancers representing all parts of the Commonwealth. I understand some animals may be involved later so if tha dun't like that kind a thing thar allowed to leave.when the heavy stuff starts. White dog sh1te snuff on tap all evening.

[DOOALI]

Which well heeled hanger on will present FA CUP to winners when all the other useless FKS will be at the free doo

[SBRed48]

Which well heeled hanger on will present FA CUP to winners when all the other useless FKS will be at the free doo

Barry Taylor ?

[tiggertyke]

Well I never. Never for 1 minute did I suspect that SB was really Prince Charles.
Makes sense now, Mary with her p!ss stained clarts is Camilla well well.

[SBRed48]

Booarth born in 1948. The clues were theear all the time.

It's a shame Meghan waint evva Dad theear and Harry allev booath iz Mam and Dad not theear.

Pleased to hear Phil can mek it. Izzed a reyt tow recovering from his hip op. Ooam helps ev failed to turn up a few times due to staff shortages/ cuts at Windsor Council. Outpatients ambulances were regularly two hours late wi Phil looking arta his net curtains ivvery couple a minutes gerrin anxious. When he got to Windsor General he wo waiting hours forra two minute appointment.
Phil's now back in good form cracking racist jooaks at the overseas NHS staff.

[pass_and_move]

Be glad when it's ovver. Sick o it ont news ivry chuffin day

[Romared]

Av just got buntin art , wife sed yuccan foget that , al mek thi a jam sponge on Sunday

[SBRed48]

Itz a rum carry on. Meghan's mam az only met Betty fo furst time forra cuppa teear this afternooin. Thad think thedda gonnonna run art to Spencers Arms and Cannon Hall Garden Centre together befooar the kids shacked up together forra few years.

Am still not convinced abart this Tom "poor health" story. It's all "we understand", "it is reported that", "still unclear", "reports suggest that". If id edda heart attack last Setdi and surgery yesterday the investigative press wudda been all ovva it like a rash naming places and times. Summats not reyt.

[animallittle3]

Spent last month or two gerrin rid of all poor homeless people who sleep on the streets of Windsor town centre .

It's just become clear nar why they've done it and it's to allow folk covered in union jacks to sleep rough for a couple of nights instead so they can get a good view of the happy couple before and after the wedding .

Tha c@nt mek it up !!!!!

[SBRed48]

The coppers ev removed a Charity bus converted to a ten bed homeless hostel which was parked near the procession route due to suddenly finding this week some issues with the drivers licence. It was, of course, coincidental.