Av been fettlin back yard since mi dinner. Tha cud eyt a meeal off flags nar. Al finish off wia Jeyes Fluid wesh when sun guz off it to keep cats art. Then watch Cup Final. 5-15KO int reyt.
The'll be feyting nar in Reception wunce alcohol kicks in and Phil starts with the racist stuff. God knows aar much all them coppers, security and soldiers ev cost us.