OT--Summat's not reyt--Meghan's Dad in't cummin.

[SBRed48]

Thuz summat up. Meghan's dad Tom sez iz not turning art on Setdi. Aar think the'll be feytin at Reception after Phil ez edda a few pints.

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Thuz summat up. Meghan's dad Tom sez iz not turning art on Setdi. Aar think the'll be feytin at Reception after Phil ez edda a few pints.

Unsurprising SB , her dad funded her when she didn't have a round coin and was struggling to get an acting role .

The moment the dollars rolled in she turned her back on her dad and brother and won't have anything to do with em .

Her brother says she's a right piece of work and don't be fooled by the smiles and media attention .

Think she'll fit in just fine myself with the royals personally .

In other news 72 families without a home since the Grenfell Tower disaster are still living in hotels and b&b's 11 months on from the disaster .

Makes you think doesn't it about this country .

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Buck Palace spin machine in a frenzy.

First they went defensive saying it was because her dad ed edda "heart attack" last Setdi.

Then they went on the attack saying it is because her dad took some brass off the papers for some pre wedding pictures (after realising the heart attack story was perhaps a little exaggerated)

Betty al tek it in her stride but maybe thinking "why cuddant he ev shacked up wi a nice ordinary girl like Kate".

Summats not reyt darn theear at Windsor. It'll end in teears.

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Hope the showing neet do on tv , booked concert room at Windsor WMC .

Charlie doing the dad dance sliding along floor wi his tie rarnd his heed playing an air gutair when " bat out of hell " comes on .

Fergie storming in pyssed up swigging from a bottle , slap all over her face and no shoes on telling em sum home truths and then helping a sen to the spread , 5 pork pies , 6 sausage rolls , 3 ham sarnies and a large slice of quiche .

Corgis running all over hoyle barking and c@cking the legs up near spread .

[Romared]

Windsor WMC
A think ittul evtube wunnaruss that teks Meg darnt aisle , a think thad scrubb up well SB , get thissen forrard , gerruz a piece o cake wiltha

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Hope the showing neet do on tv , booked concert room at Windsor WMC .

Charlie doing the dad dance sliding along floor wi his tie rarnd his heed playing an air gutair when " bat out of hell " comes on .

Fergie storming in pyssed up swigging from a bottle , slap all over her face and no shoes on telling em sum home truths and then helping a sen to the spread , 5 pork pies , 6 sausage rolls , 3 ham sarnies and a large slice of quiche .

Corgis running all over hoyle barking and c@cking the legs up near spread .

Just spotted this. Very whimsical I must say!!

[SBRed48]

Windsor WMC
A think ittul evtube wunnaruss that teks Meg darnt aisle , a think thad scrubb up well SB , get thissen forrard , gerruz a piece o cake wiltha

Palace ev already been in touch. Am being measured fo suit as we speyk. Tomorraz headline--

"SB takes Meghan up the aisle".

A wundda if Captain Hewitt ez been invited on the groom's side of the family ?

[Romared]

Wud that be D ick Hewitt arr owd left winga onnabart arr owd players assaw Billy Houghton tutha day , he warra reyt hardnutt freetnin can tha rememba weer he went afta us ? Ar thort Newcastle missen

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Him and Tanya in early 60's defence in days of 5-3-2. Freetnin. Ad just started watching 'em. aged 11, in 1959.

Forra local lad not many went darn sarth burri went to Watford and Ipswich forra a few years and then saw sense and came back to Yorkshire laikin at Rotherham.

Pat Howard frum Doduth went to Newcastle.

[Romared]

Arr thats it SB cheers , wilta bewarin orl thi medals on Setdi , accun see thee n Phil laikin darts afta yuv ed ya snap , or a game ov shuv hapenny