OT--Summat's not reyt--Meghan's Dad in't cummin.

[Romared]

Cummon admitit who watched it ? Diddit gu off oreyt ? Av bin busy scowerin mi steps wi a donkee stooun, bloody Ard wuk int Sun ,
Meg ul be bairned up weinna fottnit just see, The new dark skinned ginna twins , shud be born ararnd fust a april next year

[SBRed48]

Av been fettlin back yard since mi dinner. Tha cud eyt a meeal off flags nar. Al finish off wia Jeyes Fluid wesh when sun guz off it to keep cats art. Then watch Cup Final. 5-15KO int reyt.
The'll be feyting nar in Reception wunce alcohol kicks in and Phil starts with the racist stuff. God knows aar much all them coppers, security and soldiers ev cost us.

[animallittle3]

Av been fettlin back yard since mi dinner. Tha cud eyt a meeal off flags nar. Al finish off wia Jeyes Fluid wesh when sun guz off it to keep cats art. Then watch Cup Final. 5-15KO int reyt.
The'll be feyting nar in Reception wunce alcohol kicks in and Phil starts with the racist stuff. God knows aar much all them coppers, security and soldiers ev cost us.

£30m SB for the security and her dress cost us £300k .

Plenty sucking it up I see , big silly party going on next door , hav told em to pipe it darn when cup final starts which went darn like a lead weight , fuq em !!!