OT have you ever wondered?

[sickly_child]

I'm Sparticus and so's my wife.

Watched that for the first time with my 11 year old. I thought he would think it was rubbish, but he loved it especially Biggus Dickus.

[monty_rhodes]

Watched that for the first time with my 11 year old. I thought he would think it was rubbish, but he loved it especially Biggus Dickus.

His wife's name was Incontinentia Buttocks. Not quite so memorable. However, my favourite Roamn joke is from the Carry On team: "Infamy, infamy...they've all got it in for me."

[sickly_child]

carry on up the Khyber for me.

[monty_rhodes]

carry on up the Khyber for me.

I'd rather not if you don't mind. Shouldn't you be in bed?

[sickly_child]

Yes morpheus is calling amigo.

[monty_rhodes]

Yes morpheus is calling amigo.

Right, I'll speak tomorrow. I'm off to fight a Seleucid army with my Carthaginians. War elephants rampaging everywhere - very nasty.