I was in a bar in Brighton (no not the one you use alfie) there was a ***y wench behind the bar whom I took a shine to. She asked me where do I come from and I said Swindon. She said oh, why is it that all the people who visit here are from ooop t'north lol
Brighton is a lovely day out, you cant beat the pier, the marine world, the amusies, and when it gets rough the sea waves are superb when they bash up against the concrete bit with that silly big green metal doughnut.
As for Sweden being an up t' north club Gaz, I can think of worse compliments to be given.
I see Harry Kane has got the nod as our captain for the World cup Dave, do you Tottingham fans reckon this will be good for him ?.
Im not so sure to be honest.
If that bird really did say that to you Gaz, then that sounds like decent plain English to me lol.
But we Yorkies don't say the word guv normally, and even cor blimey mate is questionable. Either she was telling porkie pies, or you are instead kid.
ffs Acido - Originally a put a northern twang on it to funny and bants at you NM's then smart alec davee picked up on the northern twang and said she must be northern meaning Swindoom is south to her. I explained my bants and then in a further attempt at being funny I put a sarven accent on it.
But the real point is all from north of brighton innit ffs ya tick ConTs, oh and it is a true story
Last edited by gaz1959; 22-05-2018 at 09:41 PM.