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    The Royal Wedding.

    Are we all prepared for the big event tomorrow?
    I have had a shave and the mrs got her old hockey sticks out and the daughter has had her hair platted.
    Cup cakes have been made and cucumber sandwiches are fresh in the fridge.
    I respect Prince Harry but he can do a lot better than that red neck common old attention seeking bint
    Anyway pip pip old things

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    Can't wait.. The bunting is up and the Union jacks flying.. Long live the Royals

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    We blowing up the balloons and just bought union jack flags for the street party tomorrow (well close party as we don't live on a street but in a close) Best wish's to Prince Harry for being a true West Ham fan

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    Someone said unto I that the soon to be Mrs Harry is being walked down the isle by our very own Bonnie Prince Charlie of Wales.

    I understand the last reason why er ol man can't attend is cus e's poorly innit.

    But have any of you ever heard of the grooms father walking the bride down the isle??/

    It's a rum do I say it's a rum do tha nose

    Besides all that I have planned a nice garden party with all the trimmings and invited all the neighbours round


    Do you think £5 a head is too little?

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    My marriage cost 18 quid in a church registrar office. and 5 hundred sovs behind the bar in the pub next door for a drink up with family.
    And i would not swap places for this attention seeking Megan bint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    My marriage cost 18 quid in a church registrar office. and 5 hundred sovs behind the bar in the pub next door for a drink up with family.
    And i would not swap places for this attention seeking Megan bint.
    Was there a jellied eel stall outside for nibbles?

    When I used to visit my granddad in North London (Woodford) we used to visit his local boozer with a Joanna player and a said stall outside. My ol chap loved em but granddad would tell him he had to eat them outside as he couldn't stand the look of em haha Good days they were

    Our wedding was about 6k in large country house with croquet on the lawn. 80 degrees in September and a truly fantastic day

    My ol chap used to watch the gunners but I'm not sure if Woodford is Gooners territory or not?

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    Won't be long now before Harry takes her up the aisle..Gorgeous day in East Lancs,so I'm off out for a walk around Pendle Hill.. Enjoy your day folks .pictures to follow .

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    Have a good time Alf,beautiful day today

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    Well the wedding went well.
    Harry bless him looked hungover and bored.
    She wearing a white dress about 30 feet long.
    God bless the Royals.

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