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Thread: Chalky is in pain.

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    Chalky is in pain.

    County 1 Cov 4. The crowd were like sheep watching one of there number having its throat cut. Quiet, mournful, depressed. Such entertainment. And knowing Chalky is in there, crying his heart out. Another season of div 4 football under that fat bstard Nolan. Its a miracle they got as far as they did.

    Are you crying alone in your flat Chalky, red hot tears streaming like a river, and no one to care.? Buy a doll, talk to it, and mimick a response, it works for Jeremy. If it responds without you talking, dial 999.

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    He's not bothered. He's been shagging Connie all night.

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    I don't cry over football Frank,I never have but I did go home and drown my sorrows in a six pack of Bulmers pear cider that I had got to celebrate with but I'm bleeding regretting it now,I haven't got a hangover but my stomach is turning over something rotten and I had to rush to sit on the bog at 6am this morning giving me plenty of time to reflect on last nights result,football can be a cruel mistress
    The footballing Gods wasn't on our side for the playoffs,the penalty that never was at Coventry,our second goal that got disallowed when it should have stood and the Coventry goals that was clearly offside sealed our fate,apart from the result of was a great night and a joy to see Meadow Lane filled with so many people
    I don't need a doll to talk to either,I've got Coco and I'm going to take him for a walk down the Trent so that I can avoid that royal wedding crap that will be on the tv all day Name:  IMG_20180504_113824046.jpg
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    That bird looks looks like it needs an bit of a wash chalks.

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    It must just be a bad photo,he has a lovely white plumage,not dirty looking at all,very hygienic is Coco Name:  IMG_20180514_141847849.jpg
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    Ah Chalks has changed his name .

    That bird is a stunning one Chalky pleased for you that you have him.

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    Nice to hear from you again Buc,you are one of the world's good guys,take care of yourself 👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    Nice to hear from you again Buc,you are one of the world's good guys,take care of yourself ��
    Try to be mate .

    Good to be back in touch should give me a text as it be great to be back in contact again can send you bird pics when I'm out in about in the forests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Buc View Post
    Good to be back in touch should give me a text as it be great to be back in contact again can send you bird pics when I'm out in about in the forests.
    I’ve just arfed like fu­ck!

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    I'm not 100% sure if buc is being serious or taking the piss out of me

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