It seems absurd to me (especially at a time when the site is seriously flagging) to cast aside MM's two most inventive and provocative posters.

With more and more spare time available to him, Kempo is in danger of slipping into the ghastly precipice of 'taking up golf', a fate no intelligent man should have to suffer. With the Royal PR machine working overtime to justify this wretched bunch of scroungers and parasites (already hard at work indoctrinating the young kids of Berkshire and beyond) it won't be long before an attempt is made to suck Kempo into the things that so fascinated George V, stamp collecting and playing with boats.

What Kempo needs is someone to keep his mind razor sharp and ready of wit. And there's only one MM member capable of providing the mental bullets that keep Kempo firing on all cylinders. That person is, of course, Monty, the equal of Kempo in wit, intelligence and erudition.

Bring back one and ideally the second will follow.