According to today's Ptarmigan & Jojoba, the two relegated teams get a parachute payment from the SPFL for next season, and for the following one if they fail to be promoted. Jags (£500k/£250k), Dingwall (£300k/£125k).

Another payment that the PJMs will be missing this season as they're destined for a 3rd (THIRD, AYE ****ING THIRD, you deluded, slopey-foreheaded inbred whankers) season in what I still call the second division. Enjoy their pain, fellow schadenfreudians.