Best excuse competition

[animallittle3]

Hey Animal, are there as many miserable bar stewards on your board as there is on this?

Not generally in the build up to a play off final MMM in all honesty , you millers take the spoils on that .

Any other time it's pretty neck and neck with some of our more deluded we were once in the PL brigade possibly giving us the edge , the bbs message board members still call League One the pub league despite this being our third visit since those great days over 20 years ago .

[Acido]

I won't be going because.... " Im NOT actually a Rotherham fan. "

As excuses go its short and to the point and very true, and its not meant as an insult either.

[WanChaiMiller]

Sorry can't make it. Sunday is bath night.

[rileyev.the.third]

Suffering with aching p3nis syndrome keeping my 30 year old missis happy. Knew there would be some penalties for taking a bird on 15 year younger than me but missing Wembley, wtf!!!!!

[caytonmiller]

That's a poor excuse Riley. Ride her down?

[rileyev.the.third]

Good idea Cayton.

She's a Barnsley lass, she'll be well up for that pal.

[crookadile]

Sorry can't make it. Sunday is bath night.

Those were the days. Every Sunday night wether you needed one or not.

[mygiddypant]

There's a thunderstorm forecast for 3 o' clock

[great_fire]

Those were the days. Every Sunday night wether you needed one or not.

Tin bath in front of the fire if you were poor like me.

[millertop]

Tin bath in front of the fire if you were poor like me.

And some had to use the same bath water