It’s my funeral Saturday & our lass says there’s no way she’s paying for two days out.
14k is embarrassing so even though I've got a ticket I've decided not to go
T’club wouldn’t hand deliver a ticket on a velvet cushion to arrr ‘ouse, so if they can’t be ar$ed, neither can I.
I was going to Wembley and bought the white and purple away kit at half price to wear on the day ..... but I'm disgusted to find out we are playing in the red home kit , so I'm not going now