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Thread: OT Sheep jokes

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    OT Sheep jokes

    Don't know whether we have had joke threads before, but maybe its time to go down that route - or maybe not. In order to make it vaguely topical I suggest just jokes related to sheep. I will kick off.

    Did you know that the Welsh first came up with the idea of contraception in the 15th century, by using the lower intestines of a sheep. This invention was refined some 300 years later by the English, by the simple expedient of removing the lower intestine from the sheep first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    Don't know whether we have had joke threads before, but maybe its time to go down that route - or maybe not. In order to make it vaguely topical I suggest just jokes related to sheep. I will kick off.

    Did you know that the Welsh first came up with the idea of contraception in the 15th century, by using the lower intestines of a sheep. This invention was refined some 300 years later by the English, by the simple expedient of removing the lower intestine from the sheep first.
    It’s the way he tells ‘em!

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    Are you here all week Geoff

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    on and off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    Don't know whether we have had joke threads before, but maybe its time to go down that route - or maybe not. In order to make it vaguely topical I suggest just jokes related to sheep. I will kick off.

    Did you know that the Welsh first came up with the idea of contraception in the 15th century, by using the lower intestines of a sheep. This invention was refined some 300 years later by the English, by the simple expedient of removing the lower intestine from the sheep first.
    Sounds like udder tripe! But if true I might be forced to be sheepish. But I still think you're pulling wool over my eyes.

    NB: ramsputnik this thread might be beyond you. Give it a miss.

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    I don't want to create another thread but what a tool Boris Johnson is. Talking to a fake Armenian PM! And complaining about Russia

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    A bloke walks into his house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when you're not available. His wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep, he says I was talking to the sheep.

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    "And the winner of suicide bomber of the year goes to Abdul"

    "Unfortunately Abdul is not here tonight to collect his award"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxRam View Post
    "And the winner of suicide bomber of the year goes to Abdul"

    "Unfortunately Abdul is not here tonight to collect his award"
    I laughed my 'ed off at that and then realised the joke wasn't about a sheep unless it's name was Abdul in which case would be a ram!
    Brill joke!

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    Patient - I have a **** every morning at 8am
    Doctor - so what's wrong with that?
    Patient - I don't wake up till 9

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