You know how whatever you do, there's always one really miserable b'stard spoiling it for everyone? Well done. You found me first try!
I couldn't stand to see the cheeky scousers win it, Steve Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Jimmy Tarbuck, no thanks... but then I've no liking for Real either. Some wonderful footballers made into a team full of preening tossers. Nah, I'll give it a miss. I think Casualty is on the other side. (...and anyone who knows me will know that I'd rather watch Eurovision
twice, etc etc)