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    dna

    Right.

    For all you hoors n radges,how do I get away with doing the dna thingy?

    The other half who has full access to our account and who monitors every penny I spend on beer;knows better than me whats in the piggy bank ( usually I have to ask her if I can afford to get a four pack ) hates the amount footballlers get in their wage packet.over payed blaa blaa....

    So,how do I circumvent eagle eye from finding out I'm financing the club that is probably the best in the world (with the exception of Inverurie loco's)

    More importantly whats the money going to be spent on exactly?

    Try to keep your answers short ( thinking of you Inversneckie )

    listening to Glenn Miller's in the mood,excellent.

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    If you give the money to me in cash I'll call you a #TopRed on a daily basis on here.

    Plus I'll tell you what really happened to Glenn Miller.

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    I've heard the one about the RAF suppling a small toiletless aircraft and that glenn after eating a dodgy fish n chips from the east end stuck his arse out the door and got sucked away on his way to Paris.
    you werent going to tell me that by any chance?

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    I've missed you Arty min.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arty View Post
    Right.

    For all you hoors n radges,how do I get away with doing the dna thingy?

    The other half who has full access to our account and who monitors every penny I spend on beer;knows better than me whats in the piggy bank ( usually I have to ask her if I can afford to get a four pack ) hates the amount footballlers get in their wage packet.over payed blaa blaa....

    So,how do I circumvent eagle eye from finding out I'm financing the club that is probably the best in the world (with the exception of Inverurie loco's)

    More importantly whats the money going to be spent on exactly?

    Try to keep your answers short ( thinking of you Inversneckie )

    listening to Glenn Miller's in the mood,excellent.
    Just look at the account as well and see how much she spends on hair, bags, shoes etc.
    My wife just spent 140 on her hair, which is almost 8 months of premium DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by afc1903mad View Post
    Just look at the account as well and see how much she spends on hair, bags, shoes etc.
    My wife just spent 140 on her hair, which is almost 8 months of premium DNA.
    I'm not allowed to mention hand bags.
    I dont want to mention hand bags
    just in case she buys another f**king hand bag.

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    Went to Canary warf one weekend and there was a shopping centre under that big building I cant remember the name of but she bought a hand bag from there.
    All different colours of leather stitched together.60ish
    It was a must have bag so like a fool I nodded okay.
    3 weeks later she bought another hand bag because the leather one was a bit big!It was the size of a small suitcase.
    I said at the time "what you going to put in there?"
    the reply was"I've never got enough room for things(stuff)"

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    Quote Originally Posted by arty View Post
    I've heard the one about the RAF suppling a small toiletless aircraft and that glenn after eating a dodgy fish n chips from the east end stuck his arse out the door and got sucked away on his way to Paris.
    you werent going to tell me that by any chance?
    Cash first. Then all will be revealed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by afc1903mad View Post
    Just look at the account as well and see how much she spends on hair, bags, shoes etc.
    My wife just spent 140 on her hair, which is almost 8 months of premium DNA.
    I hope your wife is Rapunzel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    I hope your wife is Rapunzel
    Nah min, James Dunn House, affa expensive.
    It’s was a colour as well but didn’t look that much different to me.
    Didn’t tell her that though

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    Quote Originally Posted by arty View Post
    Went to Canary warf one weekend and there was a shopping centre under that big building I cant remember the name of but she bought a hand bag from there.
    All different colours of leather stitched together.60ish
    It was a must have bag so like a fool I nodded okay.
    3 weeks later she bought another hand bag because the leather one was a bit big!It was the size of a small suitcase.
    I said at the time "what you going to put in there?"
    the reply was"I've never got enough room for things(stuff)"
    Fit de ye mean............stuff?

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    My wife spends 150/pop on her hair.

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    Lad , lads, you've got a grown man in tears here.

    150 to get your f'uckin haircut !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by milne_afc View Post
    My wife spends 150/pop on her hair.
    Thank f@ck i rock a DIY 1 all over. Had tbe same clippers since my teens too. Think of the money ive saved

    Maybe i should spend it on Vinyleyes

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    ****ing hell, madness. I've got my own set of clippers, send them tae me, 10 a shotty and they'll come out looking like Charlize Theron*















    *in Mad Max Fury Road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Thank f@ck i rock a DIY 1 all over. Had tbe same clippers since my teens too. Think of the money ive saved

    Maybe i should spend it on Vinylize





    Special discount for DIY number 1's


    Obviously a man with taste (apart from music)

    I wonder if I've spent a total of 150 in my life on haircuts.


    Wear The Music (for not much more that two wifies haircuts)
    Last edited by donsdaft; 31-05-2018 at 10:09 AM.

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    Notice you spell checked me

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    In context, signing up for AberDNA is such a small cost impact.
    Get it done lads, I hear over 5000 have signed up, so should bring in nearly 1M a year

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    Buy one for baith o ye. Mibbe she'll get you a handbag in return..

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