Personally I think it's ***** that ***** is once again allowed its place in the English lexicology. What has ***** done to deserve its pariah status among perfectly decent, perfectly respectable followers of RUFC?
The remainees are mature and responsible adults quite capable of facing up to this 5 letter word. Monty, I agree, is another matter altogether. Monty would put all of us on our knees but this is something we all recognise and respect. Monty v *****? It would be a complete mis-match. Do not let it happen.