If we signed Roy of The Rovers he could Roverround like a Tiger or a Lion, and with a Valiant effort he could Buster goal or two - what an Adventure - eh?
This is all fine & Dandy but what the hell has it got to do with the price of Fish?
As long as we end up as the Victor I'm happy.
Let’s just hope he’s better than the last striker we paid a fee for who had played in the champions league.