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    Thongs

    On women they look great
    Just watched two girls walk by and it looked like their arses were sucking in spaghetti
    Unfortunately
    A bloke has walked by and well he needs beating to death with a sea urchin

    Speedos are ok
    Especially when you fit them like I do

    But a man thong

    Arestable

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    On women they look great

    But a man thong , oh my god, when ghost puts his on he's like irresistible
    eww

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    Quote Originally Posted by TANYA_ View Post
    eww
    😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronandtet View Post
    Fivesaliva from the old defunct Sunderland board used to use that one.

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    In Australia they call flip flops thongs!

    My mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit with his new 20year old Aussie girlfriend, blonde with blue eyes a n awesome body,a real stunner ( he’s punching well above his weight ! )

    Well they got off the plane and into a taxi for the journey home, and said to my mate
    “My thongs absolutely rubbing me silly I’m going to have to take it off !”
    The taxi driver was looking in his mirror so much he nearly ran into the back of the car infront!
    Haha 😆 😆😆

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    I like thinging thongth thometimeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tooslomofo View Post
    In Australia they call flip flops thongs!

    My mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit with his new 20year old Aussie girlfriend, blonde with blue eyes a n awesome body,a real stunner ( he’s punching well above his weight ! )

    Well they got off the plane and into a taxi for the journey home, and said to my mate
    “My thongs absolutely rubbing me silly I’m going to have to take it off !”
    The taxi driver was looking in his mirror so much he nearly ran into the back of the car infront!
    Haha �� ����


    I almost feel sorry for that Taxi driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tooslomofo View Post
    In Australia they call flip flops thongs!

    My mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit with his new 20year old Aussie girlfriend, blonde with blue eyes a n awesome body,a real stunner ( he’s punching well above his weight ! )

    Well they got off the plane and into a taxi for the journey home, and said to my mate
    “My thongs absolutely rubbing me silly I’m going to have to take it off !”
    The taxi driver was looking in his mirror so much he nearly ran into the back of the car infront!
    Haha �� ����
    Yes, your right, I lived in Aussie for three years and can't ever remember them being called flip flops. Also remember they had business suits with your regular jacket, shirt and tie etc. and shorts made of the same material as the jacket, long knee length socks and dress shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    I like thinging thongth thometimeth.

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