OT - Very sad day. Tragedy strikes my friend Basie

[Romanis]

I just learn the tragic news this morning. A great loss to the Wilsons.
Unconfirmed reports announced the sad loss relating to my ol' pal Basie.
He put up a brave fight til the end but eventually had to succumb to the overpowering illness.

A statement issued on social media ( pending confirmation) states the following:

It's with deep regret that we announce the sad loss of our father Barry's (known by various other aliases online) nether regions.
As of today he's on a catheter to go along with his incontinent bag. All normal functions in that area has ceased despite a tremendous fight by him to stave it off. Despite his valiant struggles, the illness was too all consuming.
We urge all his friends (the 3 of them) to keep him in your thoughts.
While donations in cash will be welcomed, the family prefers gifts of catheters and incontinent bags ( even used or old ones).
Thank you.

[i961pie]

I just learn the tragic news this morning. A great loss to the Wilsons.
Unconfirmed reports announced the sad loss relating to my ol' pal Basie.
He put up a brave fight til the end but eventually had to succumb to the overpowering illness.

A statement issued on social media ( pending confirmation) states the following:

It's with deep regret that we announce the sad loss of our father Barry's (known by various other aliases online) nether regions.
As of today he's on a catheter to go along with his incontinent bag. All normal functions in that area has ceased despite a tremendous fight by him to stave it off. Despite his valiant struggles, the illness was too all consuming.
We urge all his friends (the 3 of them) to keep him in your thoughts.
While donations in cash will be welcomed, the family prefers gifts of catheters and incontinent bags ( even used or old ones).
Thank you.

You have a unhealthy thing about incontinence and age etc. Were you beaten at school by some elderly teacher in the long distant past?

[Romanis]

You have a unhealthy thing about incontinence and age etc. Were you beaten at school by some elderly teacher in the long distant past?

Nope. But since you mentioned about the 'new law against ageism,' I decided it's best to get all the good stuff in before codgers like you and him report me to Scotland Yard!

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