O/T:- Another Music Thread: Misheard Lyrics

[Jeekay56]

What? Another bleddy music thread? Clearly marked O/T so you're choosing to read it

This seed was planted by cocopops61 and ncfcog, so it's not entirely my fault.

Misheard lyrics, there are lots of lists of these on the internet. What lyrics have you misinterpreted?

Fatboy Slim - Praise You.
"I have to praise you like a shirt"

[snipe_pie]

The Police - Message in a bottle
“ a year has passed since I broke my nose “

[Elite_Pie]

Coldplay - Clocks

I always hear 'Shoot an apple off my head' as 'Shouldn't I pull off my head?'.

[countygump]

The Police - Message in a bottle
“ a year has passed since I broke my nose “

Police: I can't stand losing. My 3 yr old daughter used to sing, 'And all this milk will be on your head'.

[Wedgie_pie]

Abba : Super Trouper

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from "Tesco"
All I do is eat and sleep and sing

[macstop]

Abba : Super Trouper

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from "Tesco"
All I do is eat and sleep and sing

From the same song,

Super trouper beans are going to bind me.

[macstop]

Robbie Williams - Angels

And as the feeling grows she beings snot to my nose.

[macstop]

Elvis Presley - His Latest Flame

I used to think he said

And the reason aint bobbys latest flame

When he really said

And Marie's the name of his latest flame.

[Trickytreesreds]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

[ncfcog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

Brilliant this Tricky, I put this link on the other thread, I also got vip tickets for his new tour, got really excited for a day then he cancelled the bloody lot, bugger!