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    G.I.R.F.U.Y. - World Cup 2018 edition

    Just putting this up now, .... I wonder who you all hope to see being featured here ... I have an idea ..

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    David Pleat is mine

    Ive claimed him

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    Pogba, can't stand the prima dona. I wouldn't have him in the squad.

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    Steven Gerrard can f@ck right off. I hope England get skelped every match they play.

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    Any of the English commentators and summarisers/pundits .

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    My knowledge/interest o' guffball is so 'negligible to borderline-slight' that Ah had tae google 'England Manager' tae know that it's G*r*th S**thg*te ... fυckin ωank ...

    If Pac can clain Pleat as 'his', then Ah claim that cυnt S**thg*te as mine ... hopefully, when the time (inevitably) arrives, his arsε-for-a-face will appear here, accompanied by a pic o' baith his bølløcks impaled by the same twice recycled bamboo skewer, tastefully obscured by his intact scroat!

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    If we get to pick can i have Portugal being awarded a penalty for a blatant Ronaldo dive over Ramos resulting in a Ramos red card and Ronaldo refusing to take the penalty until his salary matches the combined wealth of Besoz and Gates.

    Then missing said penalty and Spain and Portugal papped out by Morrocco and Iran.

    FIFA pishing their pants and declaring that in future players will be allowed to tackle and any ladyboy groveling on the deck without actual splintered bone appearing through flesh will be given a swift kick in the chugs and told to HTFU

    Oh and the guffs to get a slap too

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
    until his salary matches the combined wealth of Besoz and Gates
    Eric Gates is still playing?

    I thought he was still getting rinsed every time Stewart Kennedy washes his breeks withoot emptying the pockets.

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    WTF?!!

    Why are you all ignoring the ƒucking GIRFUY rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter View Post
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    He'll beheading home already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter View Post
    That's a wrap for them already.

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    Sickener for Morrocco. They'll have the hump at that OG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    who's that

    I can't think of any famous Moroccans

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    Its Moses, he was found in the Nile in Egypt. I was struggling for famous Egyptians

    Edit- Was Omar Shareef Egyptian? If so GIRFUY

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