Do you know how many assets would be dispatched by various governmental agencies to silence me? They couldn't allow any details of their shadowy goings on to be brought in to the public domain.
Let him write a book on mason messing about in the jungle. Not sure how many copies he would sell though.
I had a brush with the Queens Park Spider Suicide Squad once. Surprised how anti Semitic they were, particularly in relation to Hutchie Grammar.
Meanwhile, Private mondo is dealing with something called ISIS. That mob wouldnt last two seconds on the mean streets of Shawlands & Newton Mearns. That’s why he never gets a shout for the hard work. That’s left to us pros
I've gotta confess, I've never been in the special forces. I've not even been in the army.
The closest I came was coming 2nd in my patrol in the 1st Daviot/Oldmeldrum scout air rifle competition. My prize was to go through to the jungle patrol stage but I bottled it. I hardly spotted any of the targets hiding in the bushes and I didn't manage to lob my 'grenade' in to the snipers birds nest.
You dont seem enough of a w@nker to have been a squaddie Mondo.
First ever picture of a black hole