General News Chat

[blinlemon]

Christmas.

What a lot of ****in ****e.

[Pacman1903]

Christmas.

What a lot of ****in ****e.

Canna stick it

Im offshore from November 28 until December 27

F@cking result

[Pacman1903]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46293221

This guy is a f@cking rocket and got what was coming to him

Stupid c@nt

[mondo_notion]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46293221

This guy is a f@cking rocket and got what was coming to him

Stupid c@nt

For ways to go, getting killed by a hail of arrows fired from an indigenous tribe on a tropical island is probably up there.

I mean I'd rather die that way than, say, a sink hole. That's a sh*tty way to go out.

[Pacman1903]

For ways to go, getting killed by a hail of arrows fired from an indigenous tribe on a tropical island is probably up there.

I mean I'd rather die that way than, say, a sink hole. That's a sh*tty way to go out.

You make a good point

[Mason89]

Getting killed by a tribe of natives for instagram likes

What a bell end

[mondo_notion]

You make a good point

Pun intended?

[ILikeJam]

Fücking "martyred" my dïckhole. "You're with God now..." - aye the same god that sent a hail of arrows through his torso. Nice one.

[krakowdon]

Along the same lines, couple of weeks ago, two newlyweds died in a helicopter crash leaving their wedding in Texas.

Someone posted on facebook or somesuch

"Awesome that you're getting to spend your honeymoon with Jesus"

Must be a comfort for the family.

[mondo_notion]

"Awesome that you're getting to spend your honeymoon with Jesus"

I'm not so sure Jesus would be that great company. Yes he's probably have a few cracking stories but I bet he wouldn't half go on a bit. You'd soon get sick of him no matter how much wine he turned up with.