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diode_blade
Cue music....
"A Long Long Time ago in a galaxy far far away..."
Breaking news
"here on Imperial storm trooper news we have just found out that the death star has been destroyed, this has caused mass redundancies amongst the rebel alliance, we go over live for an interview with Darth Vader"
"Darth can you tell us what happened?"
"Well it was like this, me and the boys were just sharing a few bottles of Peroni, having a crack and a bit of a larf by the pool when a strange round object smashed into the death star..."
"any ideas where this came from?
"No not as yet"
"I believe there was some writing on it Lord Vader"
"Yes something very strange, it had written on it, "Please retrun to Simmo"".