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Thread: The Massive have found their level

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    The Massive have found their level

    Couldn't help but chuckle when reading this article

    Author has got it spot on


    https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/sh...d-their-level/

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    Making up the numbers...........they do that in many ways.

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    Another table they're below us in dint make that much noise bouncing then did they

    Noisiest Championship clubs (at home) last year. (Highest Decibel reading)

    Wolves 101
    Birmingham 99
    Fulham 98
    Derby 98
    Sheff U 96
    Sheff Wed 93
    Bolton 90
    Boro 89
    Norwich 88
    Leeds 82
    Aston Villa 81

    Bottom 5.

    Reading 77
    Barnsley 76
    QPR 68
    Brentford 66
    Burton 65

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    And when they beat us 0-0 at the lane false figures all round

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    I want to see the science behind this...

    Who took these measurements, what equipment was used & was it calibrated correctly, at each stadium..........who the operators of said equipment supported is also an unknown factor at this stage.

    What were the parameters of the exercise & were they EXACTLY the same at each venue....was the person doing the measuring in possession of relevant qualifications to operate such sensitive hardware.

    Weather conditions...yes, the weather can alter the speed of sound waves thereby affecting decibel 'pureness'.....sooo yer see it's not as cut & dried as yer might think.....godamit.

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    They used Tango as a human sound shield and ,yes, the operator, Dr McNulty was,as ever, completely unbiased and trusted by all whatever he says or does.

    The strength of the reverberation from his gut was measured scientifically, and, as you would expect from such a respected professional, his equipment is always tested for accuracy and verified by McBrewer as Dr McNulty uses his stethoscope to measure the resonance and vibration caused by the sound waves.

    He even weighs Tango before every sounding and adjusts his figures according to any weight gain ( he's not yet had to re-calibrate for weight loss).

    You will also be interested to know that no (other) animals were harmed during the compilation of these figures.


    As for the weather well the sun always shines whenever pigs are flying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomytony View Post
    They used Tango as a human sound shield and ,yes, the operator, Dr McNulty was,as ever, completely unbiased and trusted by all whatever he says or does.

    The strength of the reverberation from his gut was measured scientifically, and, as you would expect from such a respected professional, his equipment is always tested for accuracy and verified by McBrewer as Dr McNulty uses his stethoscope to measure the resonance and vibration caused by the sound waves.

    He even weighs Tango before every sounding and adjusts his figures according to any weight gain ( he's not yet had to re-calibrate for weight loss).

    You will also be interested to know that no (other) animals were harmed during the compilation of these figures.


    As for the weather well the sun always shines whenever pigs are flying.

    Well....if you're get all factual about it......then..

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussieowl View Post
    I want to see the science behind this...

    Who took these measurements, what equipment was used & was it calibrated correctly, at each stadium..........who the operators of said equipment supported is also an unknown factor at this stage.

    What were the parameters of the exercise & were they EXACTLY the same at each venue....was the person doing the measuring in possession of relevant qualifications to operate such sensitive hardware.

    Weather conditions...yes, the weather can alter the speed of sound waves thereby affecting decibel 'pureness'.....sooo yer see it's not as cut & dried as yer might think.....godamit.

    And it begins....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holden_C View Post
    And it begins....

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    were off and running 😆

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