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  1. 21-06-2018, 11:13 PM #1
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    If you go down to the woods today....

    Every afternoon I head out down the country lanes for my afternoon exercise routine.

    I thought it looked a bit suspect when two taxis went past me in what is a very quiet road.

    On my way back 15 minutes later I saw the two cars parked up and I thought to myself....,”drugs deal” so a had a crafty peek into each car on the way past but no....both were empty.

    I then noticed movement in the woods about 50 years away and could see one of the taxi drivers stood peering in the opposite direction.....eyes bulging.

    I couldn’t believe my own eyes.....the driver of the other cab was on his knees giving him a blow job!

    It’s a strange f kin world.
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  2. 22-06-2018, 05:36 AM #2
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    It sure is Mick.
    Ageing men doing exercise routines, who would have thought it 20 years ago?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Every afternoon I head out down the country lanes for my afternoon exercise routine.

    I thought it looked a bit suspect when two taxis went past me in what is a very quiet road.

    On my way back 15 minutes later I saw the two cars parked up and I thought to myself....,”drugs deal” so a had a crafty peek into each car on the way past but no....both were empty.

    I then noticed movement in the woods about 50 years away and could see one of the taxi drivers stood peering in the opposite direction.....eyes bulging.

    I couldn’t believe my own eyes.....the driver of the other cab was on his knees giving him a blow job!

    It’s a strange f kin world.
    did you take photos ��
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  4. 22-06-2018, 09:43 AM #4
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    Why?

    Do you want some?
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    Stolen taxis ? Myhill and Barry?
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    Funny thought but not the case.

    It was two of our Asian brethren!
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  7. 22-06-2018, 11:15 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Funny thought but not the case.

    It was two of our Asian brethren!
    Asian? you sure they weren’t Spanish?

    It could have been Juan Cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Why?

    Do you want some?
    you took some then��
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    Quote Originally Posted by albion68 View Post
    you took some then��
    Too late chap, they're stuck together (allegedly) .
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  10. 22-06-2018, 04:34 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Funny thought but not the case.

    It was two of our Asian brethren!


    One does not condone violence but they should be stoned!
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