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Thread: If you go down to the woods today....

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    Quote Originally Posted by baggieal View Post
    One does not condone violence but they should be stoned!
    Maybe they were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holmleighchris View Post
    It sure is Mick.
    Ageing men doing exercise routines, who would have thought it 20 years ago?
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Every afternoon I head out down the country lanes for my afternoon exercise routine.

    I thought it looked a bit suspect when two taxis went past me in what is a very quiet road.

    On my way back 15 minutes later I saw the two cars parked up and I thought to myself....,”drugs deal” so a had a crafty peek into each car on the way past but no....both were empty.

    I then noticed movement in the woods about 50 years away and could see one of the taxi drivers stood peering in the opposite direction.....eyes bulging.

    I couldn’t believe my own eyes.....the driver of the other cab was on his knees giving him a blow job!

    It’s a strange f kin world.
    Who were the taxi company was it the five 66666’s from kiddy ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by viaductbaggies View Post
    Who were the taxi company was it the five 66666’s from kiddy ?
    Why do you want to know?

    Are you after a 'lift' with a happy ending ?

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    There is a large wood halfway between where we live and Kinver Edge called The Million. I like wildlife and photography, and last year i parked in the layby next to it, and a bloke in a white van pulled up behind me. I moved farther along and he followed, i drove off and found another spot and he followed again.
    I gave up and went home.
    I blame the councils for closing all the loos, at least then you knew where the dirty buggers were likely to be.
    Nowadays it isn't safe to go looking for Adders without the risk of seeing blokes stuck up each other.

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    I couldn’t work out why you kept moving when I pulled up by you in my works van Des!

    You’re too quick to judge!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
    There is a large wood halfway between where we live and Kinver Edge called The Million. I like wildlife and photography, and last year i parked in the layby next to it, and a bloke in a white van pulled up behind me. I moved farther along and he followed, i drove off and found another spot and he followed again.
    I gave up and went home.
    I blame the councils for closing all the loos, at least then you knew where the dirty buggers were likely to be.
    Nowadays it isn't safe to go looking for Adders without the risk of seeing blokes stuck up each other.

    Disgusting and not in the bible! Just think back to Adam and Eve! Then again, is there not a Dingle who comes on our board called Eve? Does he drive a taxi?

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