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Thread: Chalkys new girlfriend.

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    Chalkys new girlfriend.

    You must know how cutting and beastly i can be, but not in this case. I know how sensitive Chalky can be. Im not going to try and guess her socio economic status, or how she looks in the morning.

    Im not going to say things like that she looks like the Terminator robot that gets split in two. All the time. Or that they close roads when she moves. O no. Im not that evil. Kel is though. You ba s tard Kel. I hope Chalky finds happiness, i cant see it though. I hope its not someone hes dug up from Retford cemetery.

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    Somebody sounds a bit jealous.

    What’s up, don’t wimmin go for the purple headed sweaty look?

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    The thing is Frank is that I'm quite happy to admit that she's a lot prettier than I am handsome plus she's a few years younger than me so I'm definitely punching above my weight,so no matter what you say about her it won't take the smile off of my face 😉

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    Oh,I don't live anywhere near Retford,we have a local cemetery at Redhill that I usually go courting

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    The thing is Frank is that I'm quite happy to admit that she's a lot prettier than I am handsome plus she's a few years younger than me so I'm definitely punching above my weight,so no matter what you say about her it won't take the smile off of my face 
    Nice one Chalky,I wish you all the best..Don't forget to take a trip to Lidl for some yogurt..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocopops61 View Post
    The thing is Frank is that I'm quite happy to admit that she's a lot prettier than I am handsome plus she's a few years younger than me so I'm definitely punching above my weight,so no matter what you say about her it won't take the smile off of my face ��
    Nice one Chalky. Mrsgriff is 7 years younger than me and much lovelier. I know excally how you feel.

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