You must know how cutting and beastly i can be, but not in this case. I know how sensitive Chalky can be. Im not going to try and guess her socio economic status, or how she looks in the morning.

Im not going to say things like that she looks like the Terminator robot that gets split in two. All the time. Or that they close roads when she moves. O no. Im not that evil. Kel is though. You ba s tard Kel. I hope Chalky finds happiness, i cant see it though. I hope its not someone hes dug up from Retford cemetery.