Alan Hardy and Twitter

[Elite_Pie]

More like the gift no-one wants.

No, he thinks everyone loves him and hates me. Don't spoil it for him.

[kill_the_drum]

No, he thinks everyone loves him and hates me. Don't spoil it for him.

I can’t stand either of you on here to be honest.
I probably check this site every couple of days.
You can pretty much guarantee any thread with more than 15 posts has been sabotaged by the same few that have f**k all to say but want the world to listen anyway!
I wouldn’t mind if you at least constantly argued with an ounce of wit, but it’s more like listening to kids ‘he said, she said’

[Elite_Pie]

I can’t stand either of you on here to be honest.
I probably check this site every couple of days.
You can pretty much guarantee any thread with more than 15 posts has been sabotaged by the same few that have f**k all to say but want the world to listen anyway!
I wouldn’t mind if you at least constantly argued with an ounce of wit, but it’s more like listening to kids ‘he said, she said’

Rubbish. I am the wittiest poster on here. Apart from gumpy maybe, he's pretty good.

[Bohinen]

There are some quite good posters on here, to be fair. We all get abused but it's water off a duck's back, or at least it should be.

[BigFatPie]

I find religion more offensive than swearing. It has certainly caused more wars.

Ere ere.

On a different note, that’s a very impressive tan you have there Elite.

[Elite_Pie]

On a different note, that’s a very impressive tan you have there Elite.

Thank you. It's amazing how strong the sun can get in Skeggy.

[Airborn Pie]

Ere ere.

On a different note, that’s a very impressive tan you have there Elite.

How many bottles of oil did that leathery hide soak up fatty, I ask as it's probably you that was lathering him up.

You're usually hanging on his coat tails but this is a whole new level of hero worship.

Off to to grown up stuff now children.

[Elite_Pie]

How many bottles of oil did that leathery hide soak up fatty, I ask as it's probably you that was lathering him up.

Off to to grown up stuff now children.

Am I the only one to see a certain irony in those posts?

[navypie]

I know you love pics of me so that you can "do me" (your phrase) at a home game, so here's one of me with the Coco Bongo girls. They kept pestering me for a threesome but I told them I was happily married, so they settled for a photo instead.



If it makes you happy to think that Coco Bongo is a nightclub in Skeg, then be my guest.

You look like your gonna collapse in the middle.

[BigFatPie]

How many bottles of oil did that leathery hide soak up fatty, I ask as it's probably you that was lathering him up.

You're usually hanging on his coat tails but this is a whole new level of hero worship.

Off to to grown up stuff now children.

Can I just say as well Elite, I really admire the way you fill those swimming shorts?