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Thread: Kroos Cruisin"

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    Kroos Cruisin"

    I bet you thunked we were beaten. Not so. The Panzer rolls on.

    Here is another poem for the sad english.

    The heavens rejoice at the sound of GERMANIA
    the gutteral moiling blue smoked guffawing of a panzer
    Rolling across the fields of Angleterra
    To teach the angles that Germania is above and is God.

    We come to crush Nottingham, we come to crush Rochdale, ...we come to crush.
    Kneel before the black knights, and give thanks
    You still live.only to serve.
    We will turn your bones to dust, and feed you to pigs.

    I dig my heel into your faces, and turn it savagely
    I will flick your eyes into the mouths of chimps.
    i will fill your a holes with gooseberries (with the prickles on)
    And bury your wives and girlfriends under a sea of my love juices.

    That is all.

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    I will fill your holes with gooseberries (with the prickles on) was funny tbf Frank,made me chuckle .
    When you invade Nottingham i will ask one of the Panzer captains to take me to his leader and maybe we can have a chat over a pint about these issues that you have

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    Can you help me Chalky.? I do have issues. Help me. Kel?, help.....me.

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    Depends who I’m talking to. Wasn’t it Jeremy who did the original poem?

    You need to keep track, Francis.

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