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    Are you getting your England tattoos?

    Well it seems this gentleman in Leeds (if there's such a thing), has had an 'epiphany.'
    Watching England thump Panama, convinced him that the World Cup was returning to Blighty.
    And thus, he proceeded to tattoo his tummy with the trophy and the words England World Champions 2018.
    I get the sneaky feeling this might be that silly tyke Acido.

    Anyway aren't you guys going to do the same. Especially Roger. There's enough room on his tummy to not only follow suit but list the whole England 23.

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    I don't see my current tat stat rising at any time.

    It currently stands at zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadAmster View Post
    I don't see my current tat stat rising at any time.

    It currently stands at zero.
    Mine too...we’ll be ‘cool’ soon though MA...tats are becoming so passe, which given their permanence could be a bit of a problem.

    P.S. I believe MoP has a tattoo of the newly golden haired Farage on his inner thigh.
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    So does mine apart from my target tattoos from radiotherapy, but for the opposite end of the spectrum check out my ‘pal’ Greg Rossell, both the most tattooed and most bigoted person I have every met. Obnoxious he may be but his body tattoos are truly a work of art

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanis View Post
    Well it seems this gentleman in Leeds (if there's such a thing), has had an 'epiphany.' Watching England thump Panama, convinced him that the World Cup was returning to Blighty. And thus, he proceeded to tattoo his tummy with the trophy and the words England World Champions 2018. I get the sneaky feeling this might be that silly tyke Acido..
    Absolutely NOT!.
    I don't come from Leeds for a start, and I can't stand tattoos either, they're horrible & vulgar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_Faber View Post
    So does mine apart from my target tattoos from radiotherapy, but for the opposite end of the spectrum check out my ‘pal’ Greg Rossell, both the most tattooed and most bigoted person I have every met. Obnoxious he may be but his body tattoos are truly a work of art
    Hope the target tattoos are from a long time ago and you’re all okay now Andy.
    No idea who Greg Rossell is but I’m with Acido on all but the most discreet of tattoos. Sadly it seems almost compulsory nowadays to have major tattoos if you play rugby. Fortunately that wasn’t the case when I played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramAnag View Post
    Hope the target tattoos are from a long time ago and you’re all okay now Andy.
    No idea who Greg Rossell is but I’m with Acido on all but the most discreet of tattoos. Sadly it seems almost compulsory nowadays to have major tattoos if you play rugby. Fortunately that wasn’t the case when I played.
    1999 breast cancer, something I'm very happy to bang on about because guys, yes you can get it too.

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    'Teddy Boy Greg' Rossell

    1. I hate tattoos. 2. These are fantastic tattoos

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    Edit: you can tell his profession (which he learned in prison, from his nose)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_Faber View Post
    'Teddy Boy Greg' Rossell

    1. I hate tattoos. 2. These are fantastic tattoos

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    Edit: you can tell his profession (which he learned in prison, from his nose)
    Wow...glad you’ve recovered...and...

    Wow...they may be good drawings but, imo, they look bloody horrible. Guessing, from his nose, he’s some sort of celebrity barber. Guessing from his body he’s a complete ****head who I wouldn’t want to meet let alone allow anywhere near my hair.

    How in God’s name did you meet him and why does he appear to have George Bush Jnr looking excitedly from his left shoulder?
    Last edited by ramAnag; 02-07-2018 at 03:53 PM.

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    Is that Frank Lampard in the middle below neck? I'm sure the people all over him are recognisable to those with more celebrity awareness than I, but I've no clue who any of the are.

    Basically repellent and I echo RA's disgust. If he came for a job interview with me, he would not get past the reception desk, no matter how good his CV

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    I tried to google him, but I couldn't find him on (L)Inked In

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    Is that Frank Lampard in the middle below neck? I'm sure the people all over him are recognisable to those with more celebrity awareness than I, but I've no clue who any of the are.

    Basically repellent and I echo RA's disgust. If he came for a job interview with me, he would not get past the reception desk, no matter how good his CV
    I suspect it’s meant to be James Dean, Parky...which also makes me suspect he’s - to quote Tom Petty - a ‘rebel without a clue’ who went down to LA and ‘got a tattoo too’.
    Gene Vincent on the gut area...preferred the Ian Drury tribute.

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    Teddy Boy Greg is American, a thoroughly nasty piece of work who learned barbering in prison, is bloody good at it and has made himself a bit of a reputation for it. His disdain for the immigration policy of his homeland led him to relocate to Russia last year. I've met him a couple of times at tattoo conventions and we got on fine, he knows my own views and his, especially regarding race, are a million miles apart so we just talk music. His tattoos are the product of some of the worlds best tattoo artists Including Rick Walters, Nikko Hurtado, Roman Abrego, Fernie Andrade and Bob Tyrrell. Chest tattoos left to right Carl Perkins Eddie Cochran and The Big Bopper, stomach Gene Vincent And The Blue Caps, amongst which I value drummer Dickie Harrell as a personal friend, one of the last men standing from the first wave of rock'n'rollers. Greg's tattoo of Little Richard (on his back) is the best human subject colour tatt I've ever seen

    Do I value Greg as a friend? Hell no, but we here have discussed the cosy perspective of those of us living in leafy suburbia, Greg and his like give me a balance albeit an occasionally disconcerting one.

    As for him being on Linkedin, lol doesn't do that idea justice.
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    Sorry, AF, if you ‘hate tattoos’ what are you doing attending tattoo conventions?

    Suppose he’ll be off back to the U.S. soon given Trump’s immigration policies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramAnag View Post

    P.S. I believe MoP has a tattoo of the newly golden haired Farage on his inner thigh.
    RA, No tatts here so not true but if I could get someone to do a tattoo of my mantelpiece picture I'd contemplate having one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ramAnag View Post
    Sorry, AF, if you ‘hate tattoos’ what are you doing attending tattoo conventions?

    Suppose he’ll be off back to the U.S. soon given Trump’s immigration policies.
    I was doing research for an article in my magazine. And whilst I hate tattoos per se, I can appreciate the artistry in them.

    Trumps's immigration policies aren't hard line enough for him actually

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    In fact if Trump made them as hard as this guy wants, he probably wouldn't be able to get in himself if he did go back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manofpride View Post
    RA, No tatts here so not true but if I could get someone to do a tattoo of my mantelpiece picture I'd contemplate having one!

    Wouldn’t that be a ‘tw@ttoo’?

    God that really has put me off my breakfast...and that’s before the lying b@stard had his grey hair turned blonde by the sun...’as it does to everyone’. Oh really?

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    Tat stat: 2. One Ram, and one of Iron Maiden's trooper character, both on upper right arm.

    Munch on it you squares!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manofpride View Post
    RA, No tatts here so not true but if I could get someone to do a tattoo of my mantelpiece picture I'd contemplate having one!

    Dear Andy,
    I have never made a formal complaint to you before however the time has now come for you to act.
    As if the photographs you provided of a Mr. Rossell were not enough this new and startling image provided by Mr. MoP really is a step too far.
    It has actually made me feel physically ill and one dreads to think what impact the accidental viewing of such an image might have on children, dogs or horses. (I discount the old and insane because they apparently feel quite comfortable with it.)
    This constitutes nothing less than hardcore political pornography of the very worst kind.
    It is, without doubt, the most shocking thing I have ever encountered on any forum and, in the name of all that is holy, I call upon you now to ensure that no such imagery is ever forthcoming on this site ever again.
    Thanks in anticipation.
    P.S. A yellow card should suffice for MoP...or failing that...a triple assassination.

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