Neymar

[magpie_mania]

Anyone that can end his career... maybe a combination of Brian McClair and Dennis Irwin (David Busst leg break)

Seriously?

That's sick

[Notts78]

Don’t like him. Vile bloke. Cheating prick, in more ways than one.

[Wedgie_pie]

Simple, our very own Peter Russell....( you young uns wouldn't remember him)....Or the great Norbert Stiles the world cup winner...

[seriouspie]

Simple, our very own Peter Russell....( you young uns wouldn't remember him)....Or the great Norbert Stiles the world cup winner...

That's now 3 of us who have seen the lot (Notts lads) rate big Pete. Norbert was hard but a lot smaller but when Pete hit 'em, 15 stone of muscle was behind it.

[CmonUSexyStylishPies]

Joey Barton.

Wouldn't be on the pitch though, probably outside a kebab shop at 2am.

[crazyfists]

Joey Barton.

Wouldn't be on the pitch though, probably outside a kebab shop at 2am.

Ha ha he might put a cig out on him as well. I kind of agree with Notts78 even if it's harsh as he's such a massive pr1ck tho maybe not a career ender just a broken leg. Then he'll know what pain really is, he'd probably spontaneously combust.

[i961pie]

Larry Grayson would still be to hard for Neymar

[Elite_Pie]

Sylvester Stallone. Neymar is more suited to acting than football.

[wiseoldmagpie]

Although Neymar is a real talent, his rolling around is quite embarrassing so I would love this team to be playing against him:
GK Harald Schumacher, Ron Harris, Stuart Pearce, Norman Hunter, Kenny Burns, Billy Bremner, Roy Keane, Graeme Souness, Joe Jordan, Duncan Ferguson, Willie Johnston. Manager: Jimmy Sirrel with his scalpel

I would like to see a team like this play Colombia with Pier Luigi Collina as referee