Quote Originally Posted by SmiffyPie View Post
No he has been abducted by Mr&Mrs Elite-TreesTrickyPie.
I have this vision of Tricky sat in his bedsit crouched over his laptop and wearing his string vest and y-fronts clutching a can of superstrength in his nail bitten hand thinking, "Feck me I need someone to talk to". While Elite sits in his attic, gently rocking backwards and forwards waiting for the "TRICKY POSTING ALERT" claxon to sound and his "I HATE FOREST THEREFORE I AM" screensaver to flash on and off.
You couldn't be more wrong. Eli's Trickcon alert is actually in his basement.