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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    I was in my favourite Weedgie cafe on Saturday lunchtime and I pointed out my bagel to my son-in-law as proof that I was not anti-Semitic.

    Then I remembered that the filling was bacon.

    Does the Stand Free tarryhat crime investigation division deal with food-related potential race hate crime? It's a fair cop, guv, I done it all right.
    We do indeed, food-related potential race hate crimes are about 90% of our workload. But I did an all nighter on this case and there's nothing to see here. I'll get them upstairs to sign off on it but you'll be fine. On your way.

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    Anne Ferguson we salute you.

    Cardinal George Pell rot in jail then rot in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    "Well, you know the kind of people that put creases in their old Levi's?"

    Kevin does.

    Kevin despises them.

    Kevin articulates "the angriest love song ever written".

    Kevin isn't a wrong 'un.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o94-YJlyCa4
    He knows the price o a mock chop supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    People that don't drink tea or coffee can't be trusted.
    Hoi.

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    Stealing fae yer ain and then trying to weasel oot of it?

    WRONG 'UN.

    https://www.scotsman.com/news/crime/...ence-1-4995547
    Last edited by 57vintage; 02-09-2019 at 10:13 AM. Reason: And when I touch you I feel happy, inside...

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    The boy Cummings. Unelected prime minister of the country.

    Nasty piece of work and a nailed on 'wrong un'. Saw him wearing a gilet recently. That crime alone makes him a 'wrong un' surely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devanha Red View Post
    The boy Cummings. Unelected prime minister of the country.

    Nasty piece of work and a nailed on 'wrong un'. Saw him wearing a gilet recently. That crime alone makes him a 'wrong un' surely.
    Correct.

    Our manager has about ten of them. Total wrong ‘un

    As for Cummings, he’ll make a complete c*nt of it. Everyone that’s done the job before has. They seem to overestimate their talent

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Stealing fae yer ain and then trying to weasel oot of it?

    WRONG 'UN.

    https://www.scotsman.com/news/crime/...ence-1-4995547
    Again we find ourselves in agreement Vintage. McGarry perpetrated a gross betrayal. WFI was a grassroots organisation based on trust and McGarry did so much more than nick money. WRONG 'UN feck Aye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewarty27 View Post
    Again we find ourselves in agreement Vintage. McGarry perpetrated a gross betrayal. WFI was a grassroots organisation based on trust and McGarry did so much more than nick money. WRONG 'UN feck Aye.
    Correct. I felt really sorry for good comrades like Carolyn Leckie who were involved. If you canna trust your ain, who can you trust?

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    Last edited by 57vintage; 02-09-2019 at 03:24 PM. Reason: Here come old flat-top, he come groovin up slowly

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    In case you've just surreptitiously turned this into a WYOWYN thread I'm putting my tick very firmly in the 'would' box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devanha Red View Post
    In case you've just surreptitiously turned this into a WYOWYN thread I'm putting my tick very firmly in the 'would' box.
    I’m not, but having seen her in action, there’s a very good chance she’d kick your erse halfway down the street.
    Last edited by 57vintage; 02-09-2019 at 06:04 PM. Reason: I heard the news today, oh boy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    I’m not, but having seen her in action, there’s a very good chance she’d kick your erse halfway down the street.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    I’m not, but having seen her in action, there’s a very good chance she’d kick your erse halfway down the street.
    Only because it's not the done thing to strike ladies. One of many sexist double standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devanha Red View Post
    Only because it's not the done thing to strike ladies. One of many sexist double standards.
    Trust me, she'd take your best shot and give it back with interest.

    She is a scary lady.

    There's many prop forwards I'd look for a square go with before her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InversneckieDob View Post
    Trust me, she'd take your best shot and give it back with interest.

    She is a scary lady.

    There's many prop forwards I'd look for a square go with before her.
    Having done some research she's also a traitor, turncoat and a grass.

    I'm withdrawing my 'would' on moral grounds.

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    All these @rseholes who stand outside parliament every day and protest. Some are even dressing their dogs up! Weird f’uckers and definitely wrong uns.

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    How come two of you have seen Carolyn Leckie throwing punches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    How come two of you have seen Carolyn Leckie throwing punches?
    They grabbed her tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Correct. I felt really sorry for good comrades like Carolyn Leckie who were involved. If you canna trust your ain, who can you trust?

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    Her Lips Were Made To Kiss Megaphones x

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    Scottish c’unts that bend over for England. What is wrong with them...absolute Wrong uns.

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