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    Wrong Uns

    Over the past few weeks it’s becone increasingly clear that folk that boast about loyalty points are wrong ‘uns.

    What other character traits immediately put you off someone? People that like Irish folk music, put tomato instead of HP on a breakfast roll & tuck shirts into jeans are on the back foot with me from the start

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    Anyone who talks about their money is automatically a prick

    Anyone who stinks of BO first thing in the morning

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    People that don't drink tea or coffee can't be trusted.

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    Leg spinners who bowl an occasional disguised off break.

    You’d never give one of those boys a Bosie.

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    Folk who are nice all the ****ing time!!!!
    I used to work in a pub and you'd get folk coming in who were always smiling and happy every time you saw them. That's not normal everyone has a bad day.
    Anyone that nice and smiley is always hiding a dark secret where they probably go home and strangle monkeys or make hats out of kittens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastnuekdon View Post
    Folk who are nice all the ****ing time!!!!
    I used to work in a pub and you'd get folk coming in who were always smiling and happy every time you saw them. That's not normal everyone has a bad day.
    Anyone that nice and smiley is always hiding a dark secret where they probably go home and strangle monkeys or make hats out of kittens.
    To be fair kittens make the best hats. You don't get the same quality if you wait till they mature.

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    Folk that say they prefer the Winter Olympics.
    Folk that say they prefer La Liga or the Scudetto.
    Folk that take the day off to watch Transfer Deadline Day on Sky Sports News.

    Wrong uns all

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    Folk that iron jeans.
    Folk that pit lemonade in whisky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post

    Anyone who stinks of BO first thing in the morning
    Pac minutes, this weather I'm wakening fairly non-pristine and dinna usually hit the shower and Imperial Leather until I've walked the dogs.

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    Actually I'm mair a Wirght's Coal Tar bloke.

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    Folk that have Halitosis, just spent a 4.5 hour flight fae Turkey sitting in front o a boy that every breath he exhaled had me cowking!!!!!

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    BO in the morning and halitosis. Two must have fashion accessories for Angolans

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    Anybody who is cutting their grais when the likes awf Belgium Brazil is on the telly

    Fuds

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    All those demonstrators hanging around Westminster shouting about Jeremy Corbyn whenever there are loads of press trying to do interviews.*

    *See sky news

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    Quote Originally Posted by InversneckieDob View Post
    Folk that iron jeans.
    Folk that pit lemonade in whisky.
    Even worse, folk that iron a crease into their jeans. That's just no' right.

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    Folk that dina admit to liking disco music.
    When we know they really do.

    Folk that wear jean jacket full of badges with jeans with long balding hair an blair oot heavy metal music we their windas wide open

    I'd rather be tortured by the Japanese soldiers after being captured than listen to that.

    Go forward 1min25 sec. Real disco dancing the lad strutting his stuff has since passed away but he was a dancer and small time actor.
    He really owned that 1979 disco championships.
    Enjoy.

    https://youtu.be/nieNjGjjK_I
    Last edited by Disco Buc; 10-07-2018 at 06:55 PM.

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    Are you a Gamble & Huff/Philly fan, buc? I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by its_a_goal View Post
    Even worse, folk that iron a crease into their jeans. That's just no' right.
    "Well, you know the kind of people that put creases in their old Levi's?"

    Kevin does.

    Kevin despises them.

    Kevin articulates "the angriest love song ever written".

    Kevin isn't a wrong 'un.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o94-YJlyCa4

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Are you a Gamble & Huff/Philly fan, buc? I love it.
    Nah mate .

    Mellow soul music and of course up beat disco .

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    You mean there’s more mellow than Teddy?

    https://youtu.be/RvdOvUv0mYk

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