Wrong Uns

[Mason89]

Over the past few weeks it’s becone increasingly clear that folk that boast about loyalty points are wrong ‘uns.

What other character traits immediately put you off someone? People that like Irish folk music, put tomato instead of HP on a breakfast roll & tuck shirts into jeans are on the back foot with me from the start

[Pacman1903]

Anyone who talks about their money is automatically a prick

Anyone who stinks of BO first thing in the morning

[Aldo1983]

People that don't drink tea or coffee can't be trusted.

[57vintage]

Leg spinners who bowl an occasional disguised off break.

You’d never give one of those boys a Bosie.

[eastnuekdon]

Folk who are nice all the ****ing time!!!!
I used to work in a pub and you'd get folk coming in who were always smiling and happy every time you saw them. That's not normal everyone has a bad day.
Anyone that nice and smiley is always hiding a dark secret where they probably go home and strangle monkeys or make hats out of kittens.

[mondo_notion]

Folk who are nice all the ****ing time!!!!
I used to work in a pub and you'd get folk coming in who were always smiling and happy every time you saw them. That's not normal everyone has a bad day.
Anyone that nice and smiley is always hiding a dark secret where they probably go home and strangle monkeys or make hats out of kittens.

To be fair kittens make the best hats. You don't get the same quality if you wait till they mature.

[StandfreeFM]

Folk that say they prefer the Winter Olympics.
Folk that say they prefer La Liga or the Scudetto.
Folk that take the day off to watch Transfer Deadline Day on Sky Sports News.

Wrong uns all

[InversneckieDob]

Folk that iron jeans.
Folk that pit lemonade in whisky.

[InversneckieDob]

Anyone who stinks of BO first thing in the morning

Pac minutes, this weather I'm wakening fairly non-pristine and dinna usually hit the shower and Imperial Leather until I've walked the dogs.

[InversneckieDob]

Actually I'm mair a Wirght's Coal Tar bloke.