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    Herr Stendel's Tarnspeyk Guide

    With Herr Stendel not able to speyk to his players due to language issues some Tarnspeyk words and phrases might come in useful to shart from the touchline--

    "Shooit"--Perhaps the player should take the opportunity for an effort on goal

    "Gerrit Art"--You are being closed down so release the ball forward quickly from defence

    "Purra Shift in"-- The player is being a little lazy not tracking his opponent

    "Gi 'im a Shart"-- The communication between goalkeeper and defender seems lacking

    "Aardi miss that"--That was an easy opportunity that ought to have been taken

    "Gerrup"-- Stop faking injury and resume playing

    "Aar meni Ref ?"--A number of our opponents appear to be offside

    "Weerzi got that frum?"--The number of additional minutes seems excessive

    "Aaar much ?"-- On hearing from Goat how small his transfer budget is

    Perhaps others have more to help Herr Stendel settle in.

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    With hardly any of the team coming from Barnsley it might be easier to teach them German
    Ware es nicht
    Last edited by Exiletyke; 14-07-2018 at 08:34 AM.

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    Tarnspeyk is like a common language to learn fo booath players and coaching staff, a bit like that Esperanto. Helps bond wi fans and fo Stendel to order when he's suppin in Garrison. "Allevva pint a Smooth luv anna bagga pooark scratchings" better than "Could I please have a large glass of that beer and a portion of Swine Skin Pieces"

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    Av erd some corkers over t years.

    "Iz like a lump o coil" -fan referring to a dark skinned opposing player

    "Well chuff me"- fan upset after summat he saw and disliked

    "Tha can run Dixon" -fan referring to Luton player Kerry Dixon's lack of effort

    "Ey up Crookes why dunt tha feck off tha bleeding t'club dry"- fan upset after seeing Lee Crookes warming up and chatting to young impressionable female fans.

    "Wiv no bloody chance wi this lot" -fan upset at how bad we were that day

    "Gerrit ont chuffin flooer" - fan upset at the ball being up in the air too much

    "Tha useless Wilson" - fan upset at Danny Wilson's performance

    "Thy enta bloody clue" fan upset at managers choices


    "Iz black burriz bloods red" fan on Bruce Dyer in a Barnsley shirt

    " a can't chuffin speyk " fan after odd jobs miss at Wembley

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    Nice one Pass.

    Herr Stendel wo struggling at Salford on Setdi. Some drunken Tarn chaps behind the goal were singing, "Stendel, Stendel, gi uzza wave , Stendel, gi uzza wave" burri din't understand so din't react resulting in a chorus of boos. One of the English speykin German coaches went ovva and teld him wot the'd sed and he waved to a bout of cheers. When the follow up "Nice wun Stendel, nice wun sun, Nice wun Stendel, lets ev another wun"came same thing append ageean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
    Nice one Pass.

    Herr Stendel wo struggling at Salford on Setdi. Some drunken Tarn chaps behind the goal were singing, "Stendel, Stendel, gi uzza wave , Stendel, gi uzza wave" burri din't understand so din't react resulting in a chorus of boos. One of the English speykin German coaches went ovva and teld him wot the'd sed and he waved to a bout of cheers. When the follow up "Nice wun Stendel, nice wun sun, Nice wun Stendel, lets ev another wun"came same thing append ageean.

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    Stendel, Stendel, Stendel they made you out of clay. Stendel, Stendel, Stendel we played with you all day. Think I heard something similar on South Park

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    Don't forget the industry standard. " what tha laikin at thee?"

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