Rang to check that my season ticket was updated and on my old card....
And it was obviously a French Fella answering!
Is there more than one??? Was it Mbappe fooling around in the office
Prior to signing ???
Frightening if it was GG .... Should he not be out signing players
Signing players you having a laugh Jules
Did he say ‘and I quote in a Thierry Henry accent’ - ello, welcom tu barrnsli f c, zissis junier goniaye! Ow can I elp?
R yu zi fallen Madonna wiz zi big boobeez?!
"Hello, Goat's Independent Traders, GIT for short.
Are you buying or selling ?
I'm only selling at the moment. My bosses ,the Driscoll brothers, Chien and Paul, have ordered me to make up a shortfall in readies which recently affected the business.
I've some lovely reconditioned football players, all young and promising but the thing is I need to make a profit and retain an interest. What you offering ?
Nah, need more than that mate. I've £6million to make up. Give me a bell when you've had a think. I'll tell my customers we are hanging on to them cos they are quality clobber to keep them quiet for a bit. It'll all be too late when the sh1t hits the fan when they go."
I think you're under estimating. Dylan Mottley Henry, Adeboyejo, Brown, Bird, Berkovitz and co. I make that five players that will be in and around the first team this coming season. Coupled with Mcgeehan, Mowatt, Isgrove and Hedges. Then we've Jackson, Pinnock, Mccarthy and another young lad Williams at the back with Walton in goal.
Notice how I put forward players without Davies, Lindsay, Bradshaw, Moore, Moncur and Potts.
It isn't all doom and gloom. We'll have a good season.
So I will look forward to a visit on First Home match day to the Box office like year before last, twenty minutes before the game !!!!