Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
Team's ****e, manager's clueless, we're staring a humping off the Hibees in the face and people are whining about hoses. Brilliant.

I live a simple life thankfully, couldn't handle the stress of incorrect hose storage - although there have been moments when I've had to tuck it back into my trousers quickly.
Get yourself fitted with a catheter.