Looks like Maris has signed

[mellowmiller]

He'll have gone to Claremont for his medical.

[Brin]

Hope it’s not Springfield’s he might come out castrated

[Pattylallacks2]

Hope it’s not Springfield’s he might come out castrated

At least he'll not have worms

[Brin]

If he can play a good tune will he be known as Spud?

[great_fire]

I've seen him play a few times I think.

He was talked about as having potential at Barnsley, but ultimately they let him go to Cambridge United so we'll have to see.

[BigLadonOS]

He reminds me more of Quinny than Frecks but he is a bit more of a goal threat than Quinny was and faster too.

[Pattylallacks2]

He reminds me more of Quinny than Frecks but he is a bit more of a goal threat than Quinny was and faster too.

So he's like Quinny, but faster and more of a goal threat? So,basically he's a ginner?

[one_a_day]

Sounds like he’s failed his medical.

[sawmiller]

Oh dear perhaps a few days in Austria might sort it ?

[mikemiller]

Sounds like he’s failed his medical.

Better contact the Guinness Book of Records if true... as far as I can recall no player, no matter how crocked, has ever failed a medical for us before... with predictable consequences